Recent reviews by hellomaddison

Game go bang bang

What the ♥♥♥♥

Honestly I’m disappointed in this game, I saw it and thought “hey this looks fun, I’ve always wanted to pretend to be a dad” but instead I got handed an 18 year old daughter who doesn’t really talk, just makes weird noises every now and then and a selection of men who look like a) they just butchered someone (Robert) or b) are MARRIED with a wife and creepy looking children. I decided to peruse Hugo because he was the one who stood out to me the most, I took him on three dates and then the game was finished. I didn’t get to see any weird gay sex (disappointing) and it only took me taking him to a wrestling match to win him over, that’s not realistic at all. None of the characters actually speak words, once again just weird noises and I spent majority of my 2.9 hours playing just hitting space to get through the bloody conversations that you have to read.