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desert mouse 6 Jun, 2019 @ 8:30am 
If I had a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I would tuck it up in between my legs. Then i would tape it and hot glue it and would wear a thong. I would then wear and wig and go ont the streets late at night, pretending to be a teenage hooker, and would offer my body to the first man I saw. It turns out that the man was a police officer and took me in. I was so nervous that when he asked me my name, I gave him a fake. Later in the evening, a female officer preformed a strip search on me. Everything was okay untill she found the cottage cheese. I had spread some cottage cheese over the tape to disguise the tape, and some of it had dripped down my left leg. When she came across the cottage cheese, she soon found the tape, and it was all over. Or at least i thought it was. She slowly pulled of the tape, a few chunks of congealed cottage cheese rolled to the floor, and the rest. Honey, the rest is history.
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carl 12 Oct, 2018 @ 10:55pm 
shall i dinkle your berg
the dblbksht 11 Oct, 2018 @ 8:15am 
The difference between male and female nipples is simply one of development.
Male nipples are underdeveloped; although they contain exactly the same structures and enervation as female nipples, they don't receive the necessary dose of oestrogen to develop fully, so they remain in the prepubescent, immature state.
Female nipples DO receive a surge of oestrogen at puberty, which stimulates them to develop; they enlarge, and the milk ducts develop to accommodate the corresponding development of breast tissue
the lion 11 Oct, 2018 @ 8:14am 
I ♥♥♥♥ing remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a♥♥♥♥♥♥in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥ing phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you♥♥♥♥♥♥" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick♥♥♥♥♥in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.