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Recent reviews by John Hammer of War

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10 people found this review helpful
35.1 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Only in death does duty end.
Posted 18 December, 2025.
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29.5 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A strange game.
The only winning move is not to play.
How about a nice game of chess?
Posted 14 December, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
11.1 hrs on record
A thousand limbs uplift you.
Posted 24 November, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Like, I think the game could be fun but the amount of 'crash into random walls even at low speed = I SPINNNNNNNN' is giving me nausea. Also the default ship has some horrendous thruster layout, whenever I try to move sideways I get uncommanded turn.
Posted 6 November, 2025.
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3.4 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
We now have 100% more broken combos per run (and counting)
peak
Posted 14 October, 2025.
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7.2 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Void crew, but there's actually polish and you get to grapple around at breakneck speed and kick robot butt instead of stand in the engine room and turn knobs while the guns shoot themselves and the breaker switches flip due to power outages.
Posted 9 October, 2025.
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0.4 hrs on record
The UI is...a bit clunky to navigate, and prone to accidentally cancelling your planning mission.
There's also a lack of indication to whether if the modules can operate without human intervention
those aside, being more of a tech demo, it does show that you can go to SPACE!
Posted 6 October, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Coarse around the edges but has potential.
Probably wait till more updates are published.
Posted 5 October, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
PAYWALL DETECTED
PAYWALL DETECTED
PAYWALL DETECTED
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Great.
Posted 7 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Ain't my catch, but the game's solid for fisher-brains. I'll be back to breedin' em on an exoplanet on an industrial scale.
Posted 17 June, 2025.
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