Dear team,

I would like to formally apologize for the catastrophic loss of 2 credits during our Mann vs. Machine mission. As the Scout, it was my sacred duty to vacuum every dollar off the ground with the precision of a government tax collector.

I understand the consequences are severe. Because of my failure:

Upgrades were delayed by approximately 0.0003 seconds

I take full responsibility.

I also understand why the kick was justified after I missed 2 credits in MvM. Even if it was only a couple dollars, I know how seriously people take perfect credit collection, especially when one missed pickup can throw off upgrades or slow the team down later. I wasn’t trying to grief, ignore the objective, or play selfishly, I just made a bad call in the moment and reacted too slowly to recover it. That’s completely on me, and I understand the frustration from the rest of the team. I also understand I will now be personally dealt with by Diddy for this unforgivable financial disaster. Sorry for making the mission harder than it needed to be.

Please find it in your hearts to forgive this unforgivable tragedy.

Sincerely,
The Scout who missed 2 credits”