So I was driving with one of my bros, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his ♥♥♥♥ in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he ♥♥♥♥, I swallow it like I'm some big ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I kissed him and call him a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ while laughing.

It has been 4 houws since I successfuwwy sucked my own penyis. Things awe diffewent nyow. As soon as mouth-to-penyis contact was made I fewt a shockwave thwough my body. I have weason to bewieve I have supew stwength and tewekinyesis nyow.. 3 houws aftew contact I nyoticed a van pawked on my stweet but nyo onye has entewed ow exited the caw since its awwivaw. I feaw fow my safety, I'm nyot suwe what sowt of powew I may have stumbwed upon but it's possibwe that the guvwnment has found out. If I don't update this again pwease send hewp.

son

black boy

I love skating on my skateboard!!!!!
I love biking on my bike!!!!
I like extreme sports, oh, so much!!!!
I like wearing branded clothes like Thrasher and Vans!!!!


i love being a teenager in 2006!!! naruto amv's!!!!! sucking emo ♥♥♥♥!!!!

Hot Topic is so awesome!!!!
Jackass is so funny!!!!!!
Bam Margera has a TV show!!!!!
I want to give him money!!!!!
Tony Hawk, Mat Hoffman!!!!!!!!!!!!
The one-balled ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!
I can't remember his name!!!!!!!!!
But dear Jesus I love them all!!!!!!

i love being a teenager in 2006!!! naruto amv's!!!!! sucking emo ♥♥♥♥!!!!

Halo 2 with thе boys!!!!!
Madagascar with Alex the lion!!!!
9/11 was not funny!!!!
But evеrything else is fine!!!!
Shoop da Whoop is epic!!!
George Bush says silly crap!!!
Osama bin Laden is out there!!!
Eminem is good at rap!!!!

i love being a teenager in 2006!!! naruto amv's!!!!! sucking emo ♥♥♥♥!!!!

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out