>Have a friend
>We go to college together
>Live together to pay bills
>Have sex cuz better than masturbating
>Get married for benefits
>Adopt an asian kid to be chill bro friend
>One night we ♥♥♥♥ing an balls touch
>"No ♥♥♥♥" I say
>No response...
>Did i marry a ♥♥♥♥♥♥??