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couldnt get past the dark room area. maybe its a skill diff idc im returning this reguardless
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difficulty level womp womp

COOL GAME BUT NO ITS A BAAAAAD GAME

best game anti cheat who

kinda weird ui like the battle pass is hidden in the options menu. has all the good halos and some bonus, online matchmaking is p much dead but the campaigns is enough to reccomend this game. also has mods

Hey guys welcome to my review for the game Valorant. I think Valorant is a great game that you can play with friends and casually play while having a conversation and drinking a coke every now and then. But where this game gets to it's most ♥♥♥♥ is when you decide to actually try and win games and achieve a good rank. The game has very limited options for what map you are going to play on and whatever map it is, it's small and has very little maneuverability. Every map has the same places that you'll see players waiting for an unsuspecting enemy to get free kills. Every game you go through the same 2 pathways that are available to you per map to get to the same old bomb site that has enemies in very predictable positions because those are the positions that work, and then you plant your bomb in the same 2 places because those are the ones that work. The game's inability to be flexible in how you play it was its downfall. I can appreciate talking with people while running around the map with a shotgun blasting people but once you run down the same alley and shoot people in the same exact position while calling out to your teammates where they are as if they wouldn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know the cookie cutter meta this game has hundreds or thousands of times, you've officially lost any sense of fun that could have occurred in the game. But the developers of this game thought of a genius way to make players keep going and spend money on this free to play game at the same time, skins. Once you've invested enough time into the game where it has lost it's fun value chances are that you will have seen lot's of the game's cosmetics and will want some for yourself. So you pay the abnormally high price for a special looking texture and in return you feel good and start to invest more time into the game so that you can use your new skin until it's boring and you want a new one. 2/5 go play R6 seige

this game is spooky until you understand how to play and then it becomes fun game with friends