Recent reviews by zach muckerberg

i ended up smoking most of the weed and have little to no money to show for it for my reup. and i owe my dealer $800, this game is very realistic. lemme hold a dollar?

i'm white, so obviously i enjoy this game a lot. my parents love it even more! because now instead of punching holes in the wall, and smashing my grandmas vase when i'm mad, i can just load up R.E.P.O and basically do the same thing. Therapy who????????????

i was told if i bought this game it would cure my male pattern baldness, and grant me riches beyond my wildest dreams... i thought they were joking! 29 hours later and i'm your modern day john stamos, baby.

started going to therapy after playing this game because my friends thought it was really weird that i would get hard instead of scared while playing it... you guys really took your time on the player models though, props to yall. ♥♥♥♥ is insane. the girls be thicker than a bowl of oatmeal fr

very good game, very nostalgic. but you guys really outdid yourself with 8, adding the big ole witch tiddies. it kind of makes these older ones (without the big ole witch tiddies) kind of outdated and unplayable. still good game ig. but definitely not bricked playing this, which is the issue at hand.

i played this game for 16 hours straight, and i can assure you the title is nothing less than misleading. there's nowhere in the game where you can actually "♥♥♥♥ hitler". Very disappointing. Although, if I would rate it two stars because the Big Titty Hitler comstume was a massive W.

i have crabs

is it weird that when i play this game i get hard af??

haha balls

this game will always hold a special place in my heart- let the community host the servers!!!