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Bryce
29 Jul, 2015 @ 11:16am 
+rep joke -> An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball.

"I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?"

The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid."

"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"

"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."
Leoval1603
29 Jul, 2015 @ 10:13am 
+rep i would say the joke but maybe someone would get offended so i will put it in spoiler What do you call a girl without legs?? free sex
♛W1ckd♛
29 Jul, 2015 @ 9:37am 
+ rep
my joke 4 you ---> What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!.
angrycivilian
18 Jul, 2015 @ 10:37am 
+rep told me he had a nice ♥♥♥♥
Mr. Himothy
8 May, 2015 @ 2:01pm 
Holy crap man'
Spoderman
20 Oct, 2014 @ 8:16am 
+rep... swag?
zeru
15 Jul, 2014 @ 5:27pm 
+rep nice trader
Fruit Kid
9 Jul, 2014 @ 5:22pm 
+rep #BFF 4EVAR
Swag Swag Like Caillou
9 Jul, 2014 @ 2:38pm 
Add me back for the csgo offers and stuff! :balloonicorn:
76561198119167653
19 Jun, 2014 @ 2:47pm 
+rep fast and friendly trader :D
crosseyedmonkey
19 Jun, 2014 @ 1:58pm 
+rep, fast and polite trader :)
binary100101
28 Mar, 2014 @ 8:34pm 
+rep, polite and quick trader!
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23 Mar, 2014 @ 12:30pm 
+rep, fast and good trader
GalaxyMaster
23 Mar, 2014 @ 7:05am 
+rep friendly and fast trader
rifflah
20 Mar, 2014 @ 6:40pm 
+rep, fast and kind trader!
MemoryMan
20 Mar, 2014 @ 6:32pm 
+rep nice trader :D
JJY30
18 Mar, 2014 @ 5:48pm 
+rep nice trader
Chozz
18 Mar, 2014 @ 5:31pm 
+ rep fast and easy trade
Perelandra
18 Mar, 2014 @ 3:58pm 
+rep, great prices and fast trade, thanks for the great trade. :D
CrunchyToast
18 Mar, 2014 @ 3:14pm 
+rep for being a man of his word :p