Whenever I hear Lamont Jody Hawkins, better known as U-God I cry and touch myself. The feeling of my slender silky smooth spiraled fingertips touching my almost-slimey feeling foreskin to Lamont's soothing voice. It's unmatched. The Feeling of the salty tears starting to run down my face as I lose all control and start growling and snarling like a animal and uncontrollably shoot my own angelic venom as Lamont also loses all control while talking about his experiences with love. Is there truly any better feeling? My girlfriend broke up with me because I was neglecting her sexual urges because I did it so much I was unable to reserve semen for intercourse. But if she had a penis I think she would completely understand. All in all, thank you Lamont Jody Hawkins for suppling me with the best feelings of self-pleasure ever conceived.

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Whenever I hear Byron Dwayne Simpson, better known as Guilty Simpson I cry and touch myself. The feeling of my slender silky smooth spiraled fingertips touching my almost-slimey feeling foreskin to Byron's soothing voice. It's unmatched. The Feeling of the salty tears starting to run down my face as I lose all control and start growling and snarling like a animal and uncontrollably shoot my own angelic venom as Byron also loses all control while talking about his experiences with love. Is there truly any better feeling? My girlfriend broke up with me because I was neglecting her sexual urges because I did it so much I was unable to reserve semen for intercourse. But if she had a penis I think she would completely understand. All in all, thank you Byron Dwayne Simpson for suppling me with the best feelings of self-pleasure ever conceived.