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⠀⠀⠀⡤⣂⣭⣭⣅⠢⡀⠤⢀⣀⣀⠂⠾⡿⠛⢿⣦⢡
⠀⠀⡌⢰⡿⠉⠉⠙⣡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⣸⡿⠸
⠀⠀⢃⠸⣿⡤⢀⣾⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢻⣿⣄⢶⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠁⢒⢠⣿⣿⣿⣇⣀⢟⡛⠛⠛⡠⢼⣿⣿⡄⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣷⡦⢴⠇⡇⣿⣿⠃⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠣⢙⠻⢿⣿⣧⣝⣲⠾⢗⣫⠼⢛⠅⠉⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠤⣃⡒⣬⣭⣭⣭⡭⠭⢴⣦⠑⠠⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⠄⣪⣴⣿⣿⡷⢸⣿⡟⣵⣾⣿⣷⣮⢣⢻⣶⣭⠒⣂⣔⢂⠀
⢀⢊⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⡿⠟⣃⡛⠿⣿⣿⣿⡏⡆⢿⡟⢸⣿⡤⠆⡄
⢨⠨⡀⠀⠉⢿⣿⠟⡌⡴⢙⡀⣏⠙⡌⣿⣿⣿⢸⠈⣤⢸⣿⡇⠀⡇
⠀⠑⠬⠑⣒⠪⢄⠺⡇⣿⠉⠀⠀⠉⡇⡿⠿⣣⢏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠢⠙⣄⠀⠀⢠⢃⡛⠩⠀⠈⠩⠭⠭⠭⠍⠑⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠪⠭⠭⠕
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠋⢠⣟⡼⣷⠼⣆⣼⢇⣿⣄⠱⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⡀⣆⠙⠢⠐⠉⠉⣴⣾⣽⢟⡰⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣦⠀⠤⢴⣿⠿⢋⣴⡏⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡙⠻⣿⣶⣦⣭⣉⠁⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠇⡟⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⣘⣦⣀⠀⠀⣀⡴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠫⣿⠉⠻⣇⠘⠓⠂⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄ ⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡁
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahr fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin fah hin kogaan mu draal!
Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod,
Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
Wo lost fron wah ney dov, ahrk fin reyliik do jul,
Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein!
Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod,
Rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein!
Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, bey zeim hokoron pah,
Ol fin Dovahkiin Komeyt ok rein!
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢡⡞⠁⠀⠀⠤⠈⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⠀⢻⣦⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⡁⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣈⣁⣐⡒⠢⢤⡈⠛⢿⡄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⠉⠐⠄⡈⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢈⣿⡄⠀⢀⣀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣶⣶⣬⣭⣥⣴⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣧⠀⣼⣿⣷⣌⡻⢿⣿
⣿⣿⠟⣋⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⢻
⡏⠰⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢂⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠘⠛⠛⢉⣉⣠⣴⣾
⣿⣷⣦⣬⣍⣉⣉⣛⣛⣉⠉⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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.....), ---.(_(__) /
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
⠀⠀⠉⠀⠘⠛⠉⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢉⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗
⠀⢀⣀⡀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣽⣿⣼⣿⢇⡄
⠀⠀⠙⠗⢸⣿⠁⠈⠋⢨⣏⡉⣳
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡄⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠘⣿⣶⡿⠟⠁⣴⣿⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠉⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⡦
⠀⠀⢀⣴⣠⣄⠸⠿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⠀⣠⣿⣿⠟⠁⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁
⢰⡿⣯⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁