MY MF GOAT I wil quit porn, thks for the inspiration >:D

"my nuts are itchy" Hanny D 2025

+rep cool sport

please accept me mr keyboard warrior!!! lets lose more games!

Signed

can you hit 10k, its been nearly a month

oh my glorius elden lord daniel

"is it a wall or is it a window of opportunity" -haniel darrison 2025

this guy is never hitting 10k elo

JFK be like "I er uh am a berlinner"

Should listen to me more ><

Ben get in your game and steals your elo +Rep

did bro block me

Bertiemus Prime

shout out to my fellow Dutchie on his road to 10k

signed - phentonn

sexy

this guy is capable of looking good without a beard (even though it looks better)

good game lad

Yeah this guy ♥♥♥♥♥ for sure.

Think about it. If you ♥♥♥♥ a girl, you are touching the ♥♥♥♥ juices of every guy she has ever been with. Plus, girls like ♥♥♥♥♥, and everyone knows that's hella gay. So the solution would be to ♥♥♥♥ guys instead, right?

Wrong.

If two guys have sex, it is 100% gay since you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a guy who likes getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥, which is gay as ♥♥♥♥, making you gay for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ another gay. Now, if only you had a way to ♥♥♥♥ straight guys...

Except you do. See, if you dress up as a chick and convince a straight guy to have sex with you, you'll be having straight sex, with someone who doesn't like ♥♥♥♥ in the slightest. But for that, you must hide your male side from him at all costs, otherwise you will instantly turn gay.

That's why traps are the only people who aren't gay.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+ REP: Sounds like Fitz

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx