hazel
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Netherlands
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professional critics review hazel
"i will harvest your organs at the "Wedding"" - ginny

"love y'alls commentary presence, very good vibes" - april

"walmart" - aura

"light to decent 7" - cself

"halzyn is so cool" - Daltz

"Would you like to test my game" - Ember

"hazel is not ashamed about sending toilet pics" - Floor

"I knew I wanted a Steam Deck when Hazel showed me that you can play Rayman M on it" - ForeignGuy

"please forget me when youre farmous" - Friso

"halzyn is my biggest fan" - Gage

"mans not hot" - Heketzu

"cuck ♥♥♥♥♥" - james

"This ♥♥♥♥♥ good at falco" - Japspurrrrr

"Cannot wait to chart halzyn songs for itg" - Joe_

"twinkalicious chocolate boy-toy" - jorge

"0/10 wont unmute me" - jpeg

"welcome back halzyn" - Liam

"¿I do not understand the question?" - mr Han "de dopamine" nGuyen

"i made randy watch bottom gear on stream :epicJoy:" - nebbii

"HAZEL PLAY FASTER" - NeonCryptid

"pretty sick gaming" - nylume

"i hope you fall off your doorknob you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd" - Orb

"i think this could honestly be my favourite thing you've ever made" - Osthato

"Hazel is matt from Wii sports" - Pastelion

"The hottest single dad in your area 😍" - Penda

"Strumptrap was nuts and you should be so proud of it, cant wait for future releases cause now i've got a taste for halzyn. Also secretly god at melee. Ly brother" - RestlessWhale

"Dont plug a powerline adapter into a surge protector NOOBLET" - rienne

"We gotta play lego racers again" - riley

"zo blij dat randy bestaat...." - Risc

"He won't stop beating me (at melee) please help" - Rob-senpai !

"You’re so cool" - Ruby

"hazel is a very nice man who's very cute and funny but i liked him better when he was 4 years old and said things like "epic ending alert" also subscribe to rukir haha" - Rukir

"Hazel definitely makes it easy to vibe" - Ryan Ford

"rofl you look like a 15 year old kid" - seo

"ik this is so random but you always have the best pfps" - shi

"Wijwatervat met humor" - Sjors

"I love your sweater" - Stella

"wario" - sugar

"you’re literally so fun and cool" - tara

"I need to catch more of your streams hazel, it was comfy last time I was there" - touchan

"Very caring and fun dude I like chatting with. Also a dirty Falco main and a weeb :3" - Ur italian boy Lime

"Your fashion sense is on point." - V0oid

"cutest dork NL" - x.U.

"hazel is officially RE-invited to my housewarming." - Xinithi

"een manna verse superslechtvinden challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)" - Yung Drerrie

"False advertising. Not hazelnut flavored at all. Delicious caramel though ;)" - zog
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OsthatoAlfakyn 15 Oct, 2025 @ 5:58pm 
spams the same move over and over again it's total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Stertetraëder 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:15am 
I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
George 5 Apr, 2019 @ 2:40pm 
when i feel earthquake, my hand automatically go to the dick. i stroke the dick and feel i have sex with the earth. all becoming calm
Stertetraëder 5 Apr, 2019 @ 1:56pm 
My Dearest

How are you doing today i hope all is well with you,

I am Miss Caroline Richard writing from Ivory Coast but original from canada, Please i want you toassist me in investing a total amount of ( $5.7 Million Dollars) which i inherited from my late parents I am seeking for you assistance i have no business idea,i would like you to help me get this fund invested in your country while i will come to stay with you an continue my education in your country. Please I will give you 40% of the total fund once the fund transfer into your account and i will give you more details as soon as i hear from you.I attached my picture for you

Hoping to hear from you positively

Yours sincere
Caroline Richard
N12 23 Mar, 2018 @ 10:58pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦💦cummies💦💦
Or never get called ️squishy️ again❌❌❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you’re squishy️💦
5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten��💦💦
10+ back: Daddy💕💕💦👅👅'',on a total side note though a bit of of spooning never hurt nobod