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man's on ur block.......
I loved Maylay so much
I prayed to Fox every night, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Maylay is love" I say. "Maylay is life"
My dad Sakurai hears me and he says I have no future
I knew he is just jealous of my devotion for Maylay
I call him a ♥♥♥♥
He trips me and sends me to play Tr4sh
My face hurts now
I lay in bed and it's really casual
A competition is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Fox
I am so happy
He whispers in to my ear, "This is my Final Destination"
He grabs me with his furry hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Fox
He shines my butthole
It hurts so much but i do it for Fox
I can feel my percentage rising as my eyes start to water
I push against his dair
I want to please Fox
He toohs a mighty yah as he smashes my butt with his upsmash
My dad Sakurai walks in
Fox looks him straight in the eye and says "MEHSUUN COMPRETE"
Fax wavecheats through my window
Maylay is love, Maylay is life
In Melee, you fish for a hit until you get it and then you seal the deal with a combo, be it by ledge hogging or simply going for a solid kill. In smash 4 you can't end someone in a blink of an eye with a combo, you can't ledge hog either. This forces you to come up with a way to outplay your opponent multiple times over to kill them. Not reap instant reward like you would do in Melee simply because you landed an inevitable hit. This is why I say Smash 4 is More intellectual than Melee because it's more complicated. Not in a technical sense, but in a fundamental chess-like sense.
My ignorance is no where to be found. I say all things for reasons and multiple reasons to back them all. Now lend me your rebuttal so I can see why you've decided to call me ignorant.
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THIS PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP MEANS YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND, REPOST THIS ON 10 OTHER FRIEND'S WALLS AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR A TRUE FRIEND.
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……………..-|.......................’\. PATRICK DOS BROTHERS!
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Mande o Patrick dos brothers para qm eh brother , se não mandar para 5 pessoas , vc ñ é brother .