TCP joke

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
Okay, I will hear a TCP joke.
Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
Okay, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 50 seconds, has 634 characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.
Okay, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will last 50 seconds, has 634 characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.
I'm sorry, your connection timed out ... Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

IP address joke

What is your address?
173.168.15.10
No, your local address.
127.0.0.2
No! I mean, your physical address!
29:01:38:62:31:58

UDP joke 1

Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke.
Okay, sending your UDP joke now.
I don't get it.
I don't care.

UDP joke 2

to about UDP? Joke want hear do you
,f'ine Im! thanks

UDP joke 3

Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke. ...waits 2 seconds...
Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke. ...waits 4 seconds...
Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke. ...waits 8 seconds...
Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke. ...waits 16 seconds...
Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke.
Here's your UDP joke.

ICMP type 0/8 joke

Hi, I'd like to hear an ICMP joke.
Hi, I'd like to hear an ICMP joke.
Wait, what? I'm the one asking to hear an ICMP joke. I don't have an ICMP joke of my own.
Wait, what? I'm the one asking to hear an ICMP joke. I don't have an ICMP joke of my own.

BGP joke

Bob over there know a BGP joke.

DHCP joke

Is there anybody out there who can tell me where to go to tell a DHCP joke?

SYN flood joke

Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!
Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!
Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!
Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!
Would you like to hear a joke about SYN flood attacks?
Yes, you can send me a joke about SYN flood attacks now!

DNS attack joke

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
DOS attack.
DOS attack W-
Knock Knock
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DoS amplification attack joke

Hey everyone, Jim would like to hear your joke about DDOS amplification attacks!
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