what would I do to save the world if we were to go to war?

I would walk down Fifth Avenue in the highest pair of patent leather stilettos that i own. Knees glossed to the gods, wearing Melanie Mills all over my thighs, shining all the way of the intensity of the brightest sun and star in the universe. I would have the shortest skirt, bra, titties pushed to the neck. And i will sit there neck in the sky, no Adam`s apple in sight because, ♥♥♥♥♥, the neck is giving Eve. And, ♥♥♥♥♥, in the most douched and dangerous manner, I would simply open my legs and go *AHhhh...* and the war would stop as i brush 40 inch of luscious hair that`s really 32 inch. And the world would erupt in flames and applause!