I jerked off to myself in the mirror

It started off as a normal jerk off sesh I went to “take a shower”. Which means I would turn on the water to make it seem like I was in there while I stood outside the shower jerking off to porn on my phone and I was getting through it just fine the girl was hot and the camera angle was nice and peachy but then I saw myself in the mirror I admired my muscles and my face (I’m really good looking) I started to think about how awesome I am and how I’m the best and I deserve everything

And then before I knew it I finished, cleaned up and took an actual shower

I’m sure I have deep mental issues

noob

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Necrophilia sounds like a lot of work for too little in return – unless your chosen corpse was buried in a shallow grave, you’re faced with a few hours of hard toil just to dig her up. You quite possibly have to do it at night with no artificial light while constantly checking over your shoulder and responding to every sound to make sure nobody catches you before you get off. That would suck if you got discovered after an hour of digging with all that sperm still in your nuts.

However if you can get past all the digging, then it’s pure pleasure. Women these days are as good in bed as dead so it’s not gonna feel any different than with a live girl, save body temperature. And you’ll be spared all the nagging and whining.

+rep nice orangutan

This kid is my fkng steam friend