the coc k

crooklyn

Hey, you lil' piss baby, You think you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool? Huh?
You think you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tough? You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck.
Aw, look at those arms, Your arms look so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute
They look like lil' cigarettes. I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you
And then you'd love it and you'd text me 'I love u' And then I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ghost you!

One bad gloop, and she do what I yoiky.
Two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy.
Three more yoinks then buy me a smoothie.
Poured up a gloop,
That's a gloop and a splurgy

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HE DON'T MISS

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+Clout

gay

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

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HULK HOGAN
I'M COMING FOR YOU ♥♥♥♥♥

gay

Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

ok

kill yourself

your noob

stupidest profile ever

hi I just wanted to say you're a very progressive person thanks :^)

im you form the future sent back to punch your bum
bend over

who the ♥♥♥♥ are all you people

ill punch ur bum

where is him :c

stupidest profile ever

what a weird description

lol you're not on a team yet? what a plebeian not even getting his free cards

nnOW iM ScAREd

Yo, just wanted to say thanks for using http://scrap.tf , mate.

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain

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You would be surprised at how incredibly red and raw my tremendously hard ♥♥♥♥ got after all the times I have masturbated to the thought of that being your face. I just can't get your qt face out of my head, or my hands off my penis for that matter; it is of such intensity that I believe that there is no more skin between them and the ♥♥♥♥, they have become one single body part, a true organic maturbational machine that serves the solo purpose of stroking itself till ejaculation at the perduring thought of you and me in a passionate session of love making.

Honestly, there are literally dozens of perfectly distinguishable dried layers of semen on the wall under my desk, a whole geological piece that will surely perdure for millennia to come- All thanks to you, my beloved TexasGrill <3

the fug :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

hey johnny yuma aka "ko-nuts". i figured to check up on ya, you know, your ignorance. by the looks of it youve made a major conversion from christianity to luciferianism. i gotta say, i think it fits ya. regardless, you are still a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but now officially a evil ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or should i say more evil ♥♥♥♥♥♥. btw wheres your boyfriend crop duster? let me know and please dont send satanic verses from the unholy bible of satan, it will be like your christian version all over again.

+Rep fast and efficient trader

lol wat a fgt

Merry Krismas, slev

merry christmas <3

merry kwanzamas

Toast :3

Why do use 9gag you ♥♥♥♥♥♥

STOP MakiNG SELF HARM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKE YOU RUDE ASS ♥♥♥♥♥! PEOPLE HIDE THEIR SCARS FOR A REASON IF U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIDE THEM AND KEEP IT TO YOURSELF HOW ARE YOU AN ATTENTION ♥♥♥♥♥!?!??!?! EXPLAIN ♥♥♥♥!! I SELF HARM AND THAT DOESNT MEAN IM A ♥♥♥♥♥ AND THAT I CRAVE ATTENTION WE CUT BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU COLD EVIL RUDE HEARTLESS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU PUT THIS ♥♥♥♥ UP ON FACEBOOK I SWEAR ILL GET YOU KICKED OFF K!??! (: K ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

I WILL RIP YOUR SCROTUM OFF AND FEED YOUR NADS TO MY DOGS
RIp

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SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ███████████
99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ███████████
99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend. :)

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