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As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the deep meaning of Maynard's line "I know the pieces fit" which the vocal melody itself itself is a cryptic reference to a riff in Iron Maiden's "Judas Be My Guide". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Danny Carey's genius polyrhythms unfold themselves on their stereo speakers. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂And yes, by the way, I DO have a Tool tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal kid 😎

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy Tool. The musicianship is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of time signatures most of the riffs and drum beats will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Maynard's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his lyricism- his personal philosophy draws heavily from mathematics and literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they're not just smart- they say something deep about LIFE.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I have returned.....

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happy halloween!! (>°_°)>

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I wanta get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a werewolf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUaICYKMM-k

this guy ♥♥♥♥♥ Pokemon lmfao

this guy

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lol

lol probably

this man would ♥♥♥♥ spirittomb probably haha

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This guy is beyond gay

you should buy Thumper

lol

I wuv u

Die XD

Threat to Women

Praise my Ass

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Implizieren, dass ich dich hasse, ist wirklich hart und ich schätze es nicht

Du denkst, ich hasse dich und lass nie etwas Nettes auf deinem Profil wie ein Verlierer

Ich liebe dich so sehr, du machst mich so glücklich und ich bin froh, dass du in meinem Leben bist, du bist wirklich so großartig

나는 너를 너무 사랑해, 너는 나를 너무 행복하게 만들고 너는 내 인생에있어 기쁘다. 너는 정직하게 대단하다.

사랑해

Thanks, I love you too. Well, Hombre, you ready to get this show on the road? Slammin'. Let's crank up some major tunage. Yeah. Yaah. Ooah. Hoohoohaohah. Rouhauhah. Woowoah. Nygeyynmyayayyyahahah. Myet? Ruhu. Wadadadadaaa. Cowgmynaah. Nobluuhhbluuhbluuh... Creaoh. Houhhuhuhu. Gra. Yahaa. Nymgaahygah. Dushaa. Ololololoaiby? Gjishaas. Tskafaa. Yahehohow. No. Howre. Gigegiyahaah. Hey. Mnhyeeho. Dilleyahaa. Mmgah. Dulurioluho. Yes ha how. Aye, yay. Hoohoohey. Ohlolollollay. Whorunbaybay? Haahhahaheyaah! Youhoohooohoonyraah! Yayhah. Roohoohum. Yaeyaohoho. Nyanyanyaohoah. Mynahonunuuhuhuhuuhuhu. Ohwloololoonyeahey.

>c I'll fight you

hey babe

think u

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