Recent reviews by Ground Banshee

no joke might be the greatest audiovisual content ever produced by mankind. Put this on a gold record next time we send a deep space probe and maybe the aliens won't instakill us

I stim to this occasionally

game some ass


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It's crazy that a modern AAA game can release in this state. The game is completely broken at every level. To play the campaign, you have to launch the game twice (which takes about 5 minutes). The campaign itself is nonfunctional, it crashes frequently, forcing you to go through the length process of relaunching. I've given up on playing it entirely. Multiplayer in general seems fun, though the frequency of stutters and screen flickering on a 3060TI is unacceptable.

pro: has many monkeys in it, with solid monkey variety
con: killing monkeys is required to progress the game :(

Tonk

This is probably the best game I've ever played, I dont have many hours on PC but I have approximately 1,725 hours in the mobile version and I can honestly say that it has changed my life. I play this with my son who currently is in the custody of his b**** mother, among us is the only way I can communicate with him and bond. I have not seen him since he was 2 years old and he is 12 now and he loves playing as the imposter- amog us

literal masterpiece

based

plamsky