Recent reviews by The Boy Who Sought Freedom

Ever since I acquired the Farron Greatsword, all pleasures of the body and soul have become nothing to me. The combos the Farron Greatsword offers me is far more than any sexual partner or religion could ever offer, and landing the parry with the Farron Greatsword feels better than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ascending to heaven combined. Lightweight for it's type, available fairly early in the game, and gets A scaling in DEX when upgraded to +5, I would wholly recommend the Farron Greatsword to any fans of indescribable euphoric experiences.

This game is so bad. Everybody associated with the production of this bad game should be ashamed.