Recent reviews by GreenMonkey

Imagine if Balatro dropped the poker theme and just became a straight-up fantasy slot machine in a grungy pub. That’s this game. It’s got that "digital crack" energy where you look at the clock and suddenly three hours have vanished because you were chasing one specific combo.

It gives me the same "just one more turn" itch that you can't scratch as Civ 5, but without the 400-year commitment. You can pick it up, rip a few spins while your coffee is brewing, and feel like a god when the coins start spewing out of the machine.

Best damn game to test your new keyboard on...

The hype is real. It's a game made for busy 9-5ers and people with commitments. The 30ish-minute runs are perfect. Out of the box, the maps are gorgeous, gunplay feels punchy, and the PvPvE elements are next to nothing compared to Cycle Frontier and Arena Breakout, hell, I'm going to throw in Zero Sieversk and Escape From Duckov too. Go in solo for maximum chill, or go in a trio for maximum betrayals. Unapologetically fun.

PS: f*uck you, extraction camping rats.

Just like the Major Orders we received in game, this SNOY chapter was also completed within 48 hours.

Good job Helldivers! Another victory for managed democracy!

A promising game that's lacking that special spark..

Where do I start..a great blend of Zelda: BOTW, ARK, Genshin, and of course...the Pokemon series we wished we had. Palworld offers you an open world with hours of exploration, base building, and enslaving Pokemons , sorry, Pals.

after investing 20 hours into the single-player experience, it's apparent that the game lacks a certain charm or soul that sets it apart. While enjoyable, it feels like it's still searching for its identity.

My recommendation? Hold off for now and see how it evolves with future updates. There's potential here, but it's not quite hitting the mark just yet.

★★★☆☆ (3/5)..for now.

Just snap, what can go wrong?

Hm, never thought I would've enjoyed a turned based CRPG this much. An amazing blend of the Diablo, Divinity, Disco Elysium and Pathfinders franchise, this will definitely feel like home for you.


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
✔ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
✔ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
✔ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
✔ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
✔ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
✔ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
✔ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
✔ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
✔ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
✔ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Just..one..more..turn.. - Age of Wonders 4 Edition

I still don't know what I'm doing. But it's a damn fun game. yes.

Fish.