Dad? did you get the cigarettes. its been years...

Milfhunter +rep

If you are reading this, you probably just got beamed by green berry and you’re wondering if he’s legit. Please understand that my man is just built different. He will dumpster you while singing Billy Joel, and he won’t miss a single lyric nor a headshot.

Sorry I failed you all, after many reincarnations, and no ability to scour anything from the remaining trash piles. A decision was made to burn the zombies. Burn them all. Burn this forsaken world. This decision was hastily made, but was made with the intent to take out as many of those son of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as possible. The smell. Oh the smell. 100s of zombies went down, along with the warehouse, where my own life was taken.

Sorry I failed you all, after many reincarnations, and no ability to scour anything from the remaining trash piles. A decision was made to burn the zombies. Burn them all. Burn this forsaken world. This decision was hastily made, but was made with the intent to take out as many of those son of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as possible. The smell. Oh the smell. 100s of zombies went down, along with the warehouse, where my own life was taken.

Sorry I failed you all, after many reincarnations, and no ability to scour anything from the remaining trash piles. A decision was made to burn the zombies. Burn them all. Burn this forsaken world. This decision was hastily made, but was made with the intent to take out as many of those son of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as possible. The smell. Oh the smell. 100s of zombies went down, along with the warehouse, where my own life was taken.