hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

I spend over 40 seconds doing ur mom lol

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

I have 2 dads dumbass

Yo mama so ugly she has trouble finding a long term partner who will treat her with kindness and decency. Everyone, including her therapist, tells her that she needs to just wait and let her personality shine through, but deep down she hurts because her sister had boys lining up to talk to her and her sister was dull as a spoon, but the only way yo mama can get a man to even spit in her direction is by putting on a guise of being fun and engaging. Sometimes yo mama feel like she's wearing a mask, not on her face, but on her soul, because she has to falsify her personality just to not be seen as a monster.

If it's war he wants, it is war he'll get. I'll be seeing him on the battlefield if necessary. Nothing personal, kid. ( U_U,)

Sxm, you better get out of here before vadeeem comes back with the strap. No one needs to get hurt...

back off BlTCH

Awww ~ I love when my boo talks dirty to me uwu ~ will you be home tonight daddy? (UvU) i mwiss u ("o")

Shut sxm you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

Hey Vadeeem, although I appreciate how nice you are could you please stop flirting with my boyfriend? He's under a lot of stress right now and only I play "BlackWake" with him and I would "sincerely" appreciate it if you found someone else to talk to.

Kind regards, Sxm.

Hi Vadeeem, we should most definitely play some time. Sincerely, Sam.

Hi Sam, appreciate the prompt response. Would you want to play with me sometime?

Hello Vadeeem, I do indeed play "BlackWake" and I do believe it was on April the 16th. Glad to hear you are a fellow pirate gamer.

Hi Sam! I've noticed that you played "BlackWake" on April the 16th haha that's awesome! I'm some what of a pirate gamer myself haha!

Shut up, your dad is in jail for a reason

Hey dude is it cool if your mom can drop me home from soccer practice on Thursday? Mom's got to work overtime and dad hasn't come back yet, cheers bro.

haha

Lord Vader kush surrounding my brain
Forizzle C nizzle is with the shizzle my nizzle doper than nickles thats sprinkled over the cane homies with the shizzle my nizzle doper than nickels that sprinkle over the cane
Melissa is like my little thang
Most hoes, can't say the same
Piping the ♥♥♥♥♥ and maybe biting the cookie
Honey love ain't ♥♥♥♥ but I just came

Jizz boss
Make her drink the ♥♥♥ sauce

Bring her ass to my world
But this might have her ass lost
Nowadays, ♥♥♥♥♥ have a cost
Never let the devil in like Ross
Curry the killer, the ♥♥♥♥♥, call me Jizzila
Just keep it pimping, my ♥♥♥♥♥, so Jizzwalk

haha jk... unless?

oh my god i accidentally sent you a picture of my pen15 and balls.... please delete it! Unless... you want to look? lol just kidding delete it... if u want... haha nah just delete it... unless? sorry lol

yes this matafacker was hacked he sended me a link report this fake user

So you're going by "Gr(a/e)y Raincloud" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic....

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i'll get right on it

Rockstar we have everything in the game except one thing. Give us the option to pump our gas and eat strippers ass in the club. Thanks from a day one fan 😎

get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ starting mate?

you better not be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ starting, you fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. what are you, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paedo? haha look at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonce turning red

why you looking at us nonce? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weirdo cleanshirt ♥♥♥♥. nice sweat stains you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. come round here again and i'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stab you

gay raincloud ?

especially from a twitch streamer

Not even from a Twitch streamer?

Man don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough

She said it wasn't good enough for her, just like I'm not good enough for you apparently :(

I'm just upset that I didn't get a ♥♥♥♥ pic but Mel did :( I feel left out

Sam i miss you :^(

I wish i could be gay like you

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Why are you people like this

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Subnautica GOOD GAME! VER Y NICE MAN

ur like a ♥♥♥♥♥ with mind powers just without the mind powers

My dear lady. First of all what a pleasure it is to post on your timeline in regards to such a picky subject *Sees profile picture* *Sweat drips from forehead* Oh hum... Slyly *grabs handkerchief and politely dabs* Apologies my dear girl for I got distracted.

My dear lady, once again it has been an absolute pleasure to comment on thy Facebook. As you can see I am an intellectual man who is more than happy to aquire to someones intellect such as yours and discuss philosophical, political and educational subjects. Heck, I'm even down to discuss comic books and cartoons if you garner such knowledge. A quick yet emotional scab through your facebook (Which hosts many lovely photographs I must say) tells me you do infact, hold such knowledge.

May Science Bless You With Knowledge *Bows deeply* *Kisses hand*

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I sexually Identify as an Anime Girl. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being printed on a body pillow and getting hugged by a 400 pound man. People say to me that a person being a anime girl is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m kawaii. I’m having a plastic surgeon install primary colored hair and massive eyes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me with -chan suffix and respect my right to sing anime songs all day. If you can’t accept me you’re a animephobe and need to check your otaku privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CSGO sometime its a really cool shooting game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Mel, you lost last time you tried that, I don't like your chances...

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I am 15 years old and I'm a brony. It is simply a tv show. I am no different than anyone else. I have a 3.87 GPA and many friends who simply don't mind me being a brony. I don't give a single ♥♥♥♥ about brony haters because the only reason they hate us is cuz they don't know anything about us. -.-

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