Recent reviews by GrandEdgemaster

Unbelievably good game. Peak friendslop, every challenge feels like real work but the physics constantly feel like they're pushed right to the brink and yet still stay fair. You're not ready for the ending either, it's a certified masterpiece.

Pretty tedious

Pretty boring and repetitive, and the sounds are UNBELIEVABLY annoying

Sucks

People think it's hilarious that this game is about crabs so they're spamming it with good reviews, but the reality is that this is just okay. It's a much worse version of Gunfire Reborn that needs a LOT of work. All the enemies are red circles and so are you. There is no balance. Essentially 3-4 builds are viable and everything else is hot garbage. Expect 99.9% common drops which is a shame since legendaries are the drops that actually change the gameplay in any meaningful way between runs. Might be worth it in a few years, only worth a few hours of play now.

The control scheme for this game is significantly worse than Golf With Friends, its clear competitor. In fact, the controls on this game are worse than most 2012 flash minigolf games. I'm not sure whose idea it was to add "drag back and shove forward" mechanics in addition to very sensitive curve controls, but maybe don't listen to that guy.

Friction is also insane in this game, and feels almost exponential. Once the ball starts slowing down, it almost instantly stops on a dime.

Worse pancake mode than Golf With Friends, and worse VR mode than Walkabout VR. Until they fix the physics and the swing mechanics, I definitely cannot recommend this game.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is awful. Do you like Tarkov and doing chores? This is for you. Do you like gameplay? Skip this, there's almost none. Tons of menuing and administrative work for ~10 minutes of actual gameplay. Hard pass.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Buggy, desyncs, short, waste of time

Bruh