#relatable

i can't stop these voices in my head, help me, i want to die, please god just kill me now

i'm a heroinmaxxer

Clavicular (OG looksmaxxing influencer) just took the absolute fattest L by overdosemaxxing live on stream. Bro was trying to rizz his chat down in Miami, but instead got fanum taxed by GHB and broke his aura streak. Chat was spamming "L" and "F" as his hbs took carried him to the healer NPCs. He's in stable conditionnaise rn but took some major damage to his vibes.
This was his second L of the day as prior he got cooked in a 60 Minutes interview when the interviewer asked if he was an incel and it must've spiked his cortisol cuz bro just DIPPED OUT like a chud.
The Looksmaxxing Community anxiously spams prayer emojis as they await for Clav to respawn.

Trump Mobile T1

I just wanna merk so many people man. ♥♥♥♥ my incel life

nams bisghetti wees neek moms bisghetti, thers nomitnomis neeshirt alreay nomisghetti, nanon ni nurvis he looks nomamedy dno nopnoms but nenipsnon vorgonon

even eggy has a women in his life now guys, while we're stuck in our bedrooms mbating, taking heroin and having suicidal and homicidal thoughts. ahhhhrrgggg i want to jump into oncoming traffic, noooo eggy has a woman aahhhhrrggg, i'm all alone now, i'm going to jump off a bridge, shoot me.

crack an egg on me daddy

kill myself

i hope i die in my sleep tonight, i hate my incel life, why god, why me

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HE DOES IT FOR FREE

deens

Me to the Egg God after dad found the black guy pp folder :
I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My king *shoots self in head with a modified double barreled Desert eagle*

always grateful for this ♥♥♥♥ a

this dude >

im gonna relax im gonna relax the world's ok im payin my tax

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I KNOW THESE JANNIES DON'T LIKE ME, I KNOW THESE JANNIES DON'T LIKE ME!!

MEIN FUHRER DONALD TRUMP

DONAL TRUMP IS A JEW NOW, UNITED JEW STATES. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
world war 3 is here, 2026 is the end of the world, we're getting war with russia and putins gonna win, nuke daddy putin is my hero, yaaaay

we can tell vro...

onmdai is a bot. gg

Have a wonderful new year.
t. 5'5 balding indian janitor.

MERRY CHRISTMAS HOPE THE ✡️✡️✡️ DON'T KEEP GETTING YOU DOWN

merry christmas

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀! 🎮🎄🚀

do a xmax live steam bromiester, i'm depressed, alone, suicidal, homicidal, i hear voices in my head, they talk to me

another suicidal xmas alone, i hope the xmas heroin i inject kills me

i want to swing, if i had a shotgun i will blow my head off.

do a live steam eggmistere, we miss you, i want to play touch butt again eggy please, youre the best ive ever had

I miss the streams! Hope you are doing well Eggmeister, you're the best.

i wont make it bro, will swing soon

we are all freaks here friend, WAGMI

i hope i die in my sleep 2nite, i hate my life, i'm a freak

Uh, pull up, doot-doot, doo-doo-doo 6-7

wagwan my g

what would you guys do with your life if u had lots of money, serious answers only

is cs2 where all the homosexual incels hang out? we're not gaye around here sir

Mr egg white sir it has nothing to do with Faceit I don't even play Faceit

whats the point of living if i cant even have sects with women, why

Egg white i finna turn you into meringue.

i will swing myself soon guys, i'm serial, goodbye we hardly knew yee, cut my wrists into pieces, this is my last resort... all i wanted was a lousy woman, is that too much to ask for, huh?
i hope i die in my sleep 2nite...

i haven't had a women in years, i'm to scared to even make eye contact with women, kill me now plz

The only possible way for me to ever even just try to get a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.

I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls, try to win them over and then spend money, time and effort to try to keep them with you after that. All what happens in my brain when I see an attractive girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I keep walking, that's it

punisher eggy is a sneed. what is chud

guys what is sneed

jews and bush did 9 elevin