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whim in this whag

+Rep Let me use phone once to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IRL

+rep Fd me to satisfaction, came so hard

Based pfp

-rep uses bloodhound step in duels

ng fr huh

yeah same

seriously based and redpilled, i laughed my ass off at this one and ♥♥♥♥ my pants!!!

The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates.

The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes.

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window.

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cute avatar dude

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Gentleman with superb tastes

Shiller is Kin

>you will never sit calmly in your second-hand Honda at ten-thirty-seven pm in August 2009 while driving from New Hampshire home to Massachusetts and have the road ahead be empty with only a few vehicles passing in the other opposite lane and have your qt gf lying in the passenger seat with her knees bent and her feet raised on the seat and her oversized satin bomber jacket over her like a blanket and breathe slowly while attempting to become self-aware enough so that you fully appreciate this moment in your life and attempt to register every detail of it knowing that it will be a highpoint of your life that you will want to remember years from now, when you hope you are still with this girl, but know this is likely to change as these things tend to between people

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pizza is NOT emo

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Shin more like

literally lit

decay and also ballse

benis

Who is that laddy?

I'M GOING TO HANG MYSELF

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go kill, cortez the killer

get bent sanchez

it's me btw

Who is that babby?

merry rooster day ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hellou~ Basically, I need ONE PERSON to dedicate my life to (romance and all else). I simply expect to find a person, who can dedicate their life to me too <3. So, the person must be single, available, capable of keeping promises. We would keep to the promise "Together, forever." as true and deep as we can. Example: Spending all our time together. Being eachother's most important thing. Why? Because being alone is lonely. Friends are useless. Close friends are not reliable. Gaming buddies in love > Normal buddies. AND waking up, with the first thought, to look forward to spending more time with the one you luv is cute <3. Bonuses: Gaming, Game development, Romance. I'm 20, very clingy, very demanding, very commited. If you are interested in that promise, Add me. <3

looking for bf, please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respond

Hey! I saw your profile and thought you looked really cute! :3 (I really wanted to tell you that) It's rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing i'm really agaisnt misogyny and like i'll be the one in the kitchen making the sandwiches. We should really play Battlefront 2 sometimes it's a really cool Starwars game with alot of scary clones and cis scum, but don't worry i'll be there to protect you ;) sorry I wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx XD

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smug ♥♥♥♥♥ slobby

(i was the nicest boyfriend you cared about your tumblr more than me and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate your guts but i haven't told you in order to preserve your stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invalid feelings also all my friends thought you were mean)

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ¦¦]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ¦¦¦¦]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦] 99% complete.....
ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called squishy again
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy