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thanks for the "tips" gor ;) <3
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“She said I wanted to eat her ♥♥♥♥♥ … I would never say that. I’m happily married. I have plenty to eat at home.” – Mayor of Canada’s biggest city.
Y – Yonge Street
Your Yonge Street is the longest street in the world, running nearly 2,000 miles from Lake Ontario to the Minnesota border. These are the types of things that are considered interesting in Canada.
Z – Zarley Zalapski
Okay, that was a pretty cool name for a hockey player. Or for anyone. Good job there, Canada.
So self-important. And we know self-important sports franchises here in Merica. This is the land of the Yankees and Red Sox. But at least they win championships sometimes. The Maple Leafs somehow have the arrogance of the Yankees mixed with the recent-history success of the Milwaukee Bucks.
U – Underdog
The United States is an underdog in ice hockey and curling. You are an underdog in everything and anything else ever invented.
V – Vancouver
“Oh, what a beautiful and culturally rich city!” I guess. Vancouver is basically Canadian Seattle. It’s okay. Pretty good even. But if it was in a real country it would barely stand out.
W – War of 1812
You turned American forces back when we tried to invade you. Canadians are polite my ass.
As recently as 1996, your stupid CFL had nine teams and two of them were named the Roughriders. Well, that’s not fair. One was named Roughriders and the other was Rough Riders. They added a space on the second one. Creative, eh?
S – Sidney Crosby
Look at this stupid face:
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You just scored an overtime goal to win Olympic hockey gold in your homeland. Awesome. Good for you. But if you make that stupid face immediately after doing it, the whole thing should be cancelled. In a just world, at least.