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24 Dec, 2025 @ 9:37pm 
:present_emo::TreeBall::sc_sock: Merry Christmas! :sc_sock::TreeBall::present_emo:
24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28pm 
Merry Kissmas:lovebubble::KittySkas:
24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:25pm 
:greenchristmastree::carto_snowman::santa_emo: Merry Christmas! :santa_emo::carto_snowman::greenchristmastree:
25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19pm 
Merry Kissmas! :steamflake::ToyR::accat:
25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am 
:candycane::fog_gift::snowflakez: Merry Christmas! :snowflakez::fog_gift::candycane:
25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48am 
It's a Merry Crimemas this year for you, as I haven't received my bro on bro kiss sesh
24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48pm 
Looking to hire one impostor of well known master chef Guy Fieri to stalk me as I go about my day. Willing to overpay.
25 Dec, 2022 @ 10:55am 
This is truly a hot dad Christmas
25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:19am 
Feliz wheres-my-dad
24 Dec, 2022 @ 10:02pm 
Merry Kissmass :CatStarla::ToyR::steamflake::lovebubble:
24 Dec, 2022 @ 10:00pm 
:SnowflakeAA::YellowPresent::AMETree: Merry Christmas! :AMETree::YellowPresent::SnowflakeAA:
25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36pm 
Merry kissmas :steamflake::8bitheart:
25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:46pm 
I'm scared
25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03am 
Crimbo is the time. You must appease the Crimbo. You have no choice in this matter. MERRY. :dappershark:
24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm 
24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm 
:sc_santa::sc_candy::iceawe: Merry Christmas! :iceawe::sc_candy::sc_santa:
24 Dec, 2020 @ 11:04pm 
Merry Kissmas :CatStarla:
24 Dec, 2020 @ 10:02pm 
:FlashFreeze::SecretPresent::snowflake8: Merry Christmas! :snowflake8::SecretPresent::FlashFreeze:
25 Dec, 2019 @ 4:36am 
:miniaturegarden_Snowflake: :_gift_: :snowflakes: Merry Christmas! :snowflakes: :_gift_: :miniaturegarden_snowflake:
25 Dec, 2018 @ 12:58am 
:sc_bag: :santa_emo: :snowflake_ar: Merry Christmas! :snowflake_ar: :santa_emo: :sc_bag:
1 Jan, 2018 @ 12:43am 
:accat::lovebubble:
24 Dec, 2017 @ 10:34pm 
:clementineelf::2015candycane::zgsanta: Merry Christmas! :zgsanta::2015candycane::clementineelf:
25 Dec, 2016 @ 12:29am 
:steamflake::2015holly::steamflake: Merry Christmas :steamflake::2015holly::steamflake:
23 Dec, 2016 @ 4:31am 
Bet.
7 Nov, 2016 @ 6:48pm 
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR :pleased:
7 Sep, 2016 @ 4:30pm 
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE :CatStarla:
28 Jun, 2016 @ 9:14pm 
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
28 Jun, 2016 @ 1:08am 
YOU BOYS LIKE MEX I CO?
2 Jun, 2016 @ 11:56pm 
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22 May, 2016 @ 3:01pm 
I added you to argue that the gnome is not worth it :crossbones:
19 Apr, 2016 @ 9:58pm 
STONE COLD ET WOULD LIKE SOME CHEESE BURGERS AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
14 Apr, 2016 @ 8:45pm 
Rule #2 no shirt, no shoes. material possesions are an extension of corporate mind control.
20 Jan, 2016 @ 6:19pm 
happy of fouth of hallomas
24 Dec, 2015 @ 11:33pm 
Merry Christmas:8bitheart: See you in two days ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
24 Dec, 2015 @ 9:17pm 
:steamflake: Merry Christmas! :steamflake:
21 Dec, 2015 @ 8:21pm 
START UP YOUR ENGINE B O Y S .:greatwhite:
5 Dec, 2015 @ 4:59pm 
i showered with the wrong dad.......
13 Nov, 2015 @ 11:23pm 
i showered with dad today
thanks for the "tips" gor ;) <3
18 Oct, 2015 @ 9:14am 
We must know does #spanks4rita still apply gor
18 Jul, 2015 @ 10:28pm 
(=^・ェ・^=)
8 Jul, 2015 @ 1:37pm 
When you finally get the booty ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
28 Mar, 2015 @ 7:18pm 
Can you get me mcdiscounts?
4 Sep, 2014 @ 11:58am 
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23 Aug, 2014 @ 11:00pm 
boop :3
7 Jun, 2014 @ 2:23am 
"Sorry for being too nice" -Gor2014
2 Jun, 2014 @ 11:27pm 
X – X-rated

“She said I wanted to eat her ♥♥♥♥♥ … I would never say that. I’m happily married. I have plenty to eat at home.” – Mayor of Canada’s biggest city.

Y – Yonge Street

Your Yonge Street is the longest street in the world, running nearly 2,000 miles from Lake Ontario to the Minnesota border. These are the types of things that are considered interesting in Canada.

Z – Zarley Zalapski

Okay, that was a pretty cool name for a hockey player. Or for anyone. Good job there, Canada.
2 Jun, 2014 @ 11:27pm 
T – Toronto Maple Leafs

So self-important. And we know self-important sports franchises here in Merica. This is the land of the Yankees and Red Sox. But at least they win championships sometimes. The Maple Leafs somehow have the arrogance of the Yankees mixed with the recent-history success of the Milwaukee Bucks.

U – Underdog

The United States is an underdog in ice hockey and curling. You are an underdog in everything and anything else ever invented.

V – Vancouver

“Oh, what a beautiful and culturally rich city!” I guess. Vancouver is basically Canadian Seattle. It’s okay. Pretty good even. But if it was in a real country it would barely stand out.

W – War of 1812

You turned American forces back when we tried to invade you. Canadians are polite my ass.
2 Jun, 2014 @ 11:26pm 
R – Roughriders

As recently as 1996, your stupid CFL had nine teams and two of them were named the Roughriders. Well, that’s not fair. One was named Roughriders and the other was Rough Riders. They added a space on the second one. Creative, eh?

S – Sidney Crosby

Look at this stupid face:

crosbyface

You just scored an overtime goal to win Olympic hockey gold in your homeland. Awesome. Good for you. But if you make that stupid face immediately after doing it, the whole thing should be cancelled. In a just world, at least.