Mmmm *software*. I love how tender and malleable it is. chewy like an oatmeal cookie I just installed on my browser. and while i'm in love with how it makes me feel the worlds boundless creative possibilities, I would be denying my very deepest nature if I where to leave out of my praise how, Oh, how I cherish **hardware**. Crunchy and discrete, I adore each byte as it melts into nibbles and bits in my mouth. with its nutritious transistors and salty silicone, this air-cooled crumble is warm and and comforting to my geeky soul.