Recent reviews by Bot Juck Fews

boring AF

HO LEE ♥♥♥♥. GREAT GAME. GREAT DIFFICULTY TOO.
GIT GUD OR DIE TRYN.

pretty good game

garbage "game"
literally an interactive movie, not really a game
0 mechanics, 0 gameplay
go play shrek the third on your preferred video player, fast foward it, rewind it and pause it.
congrats, your gameplay is now more complex than this overrated movie

Must play for any fps/adventure/rpg fans. Even if you do not like FPS games, try this one, chances are you won't regret it as long as you have a sense of adventure.

GET THIS GAME

Glad I didn't buy it.

It gets boring after getting all cars. People compare it to mario kart and say it's very similar but with guns. I agree, but they left out something very important: the replayability. I remember having countless hours on mario kart after I unlocked everything, but for this game I just can't replay it. If you haven't noticed, most people who vote positive and compare it to mario kart have less hours than me in this game. I only have 6.9, imagine if you played more.

The reason I sometimes re-install this game to play it once again is to try and convince myself I did not waste my money by buying it. I try to look for something I missed in the game or maybe I was doing something wrong that could possibly be the cause of my quick loss of interest. As you may know from SR3, it is not the same anymore, the developres are aware of this and made sure to completely make the player understand this in the game. If you were the one that disliked SR3, you probalby won't even consider this game, but if you do, don't buy it. It is completely ruined. Saints Row used to be an alternative to GTA and now it's just a silly superhero fantasy game that doesn't even try to emulate to the least real life like GTA. It actually feels like a parody of Saints Row and maybe that is what it is. Maybe the developers wanted to ruin Saints Row so they woudln't be bothered in the future to make another one. Maybe they wanted to completely kill what it was originally and lose thier fanbase to not feel burdened by feeling obligated to make an improved version.