Recent reviews by RollingHouse

I wrote the review below before the anti cheat and server side patch, now I think this game is great. do buy it, it's fun.


played 900 hours, was one of the first 250 people to get 2000 elo, highest was 2300 or so.

honestly just pirate this and enjoy single player or something. this has been the most incompetent game development and management I've ever seen in my life and I'm not even exaggerating. yanderedev is more competent than these clowns.

the game is fundamentally broken in so many different layers, biggest being their disgustingly lethargic netcoding and server fee stinginess with completely game-breaking bugs, cheaters, and connection issues ever present in this game since launch and to this day, oh and the entirely justified clearly racist russian rando dev friend sucking at the game and crying then Chinese banning thing backfiring lmao.

how much ping this game? how many milliseconds? who knows? should i smoke 1 second earlier than singleplayer this game? or 2 seconds? did I correctly predicted the latency this time and dodged that shell? no, it went through that building and killed you anyway, oops, there goes your heavy tank.

how confident should i be about SEAD and interception this time? no idea? just random depending on latency? ok.

oh congrats your missile is stuck in this tube and ghosting in the air, it didn't kill that 400 pts guardian, oh look, enemy missile is doing that now, it's a sead/cruise missile, oh wow look all of your shorads are firing at the immortal ghost missile in the air forever and you have to turn the weapon off, nice, let's just lose.

and their supposedly smart ever inflating elo system lmao (you get freebies until 1500 and it overflows all the way up to 2200+, with no regards to long term elo pool compensation or a mild decay system or something, they suck at math and won't admit it)

jittery rubber-bending unit movement? yes sir

unpredictable, unpreventable game-collapsing de-syncs and complete server meltdowns? yes sir

what a waste, what a tragedy, a vomit-inducing, false-hope-giving, jaw-droppingly amateurish, absolutely stunningly incompetent disgusting dumpster-fire excuse of a game which is actually just a terrible, inexcusable smudge of filth and a pathetic little joke.

pretty alright

사지마셈 열심히 즐기려고 해봤는데 그냥 RTS게임 어떻게 만들어야 하는지 기본도 모르는 사람들이 대충 만든게임이라 유닛/스킬 비용이랑 성능이 너무 따로놀고 직관적이지도 않고 임의적인 제한 투성이에, 조작 심하게 구리고, "합리적인 게임 플레이" 자체를 기대할수 없음. 1차대전 리얼리즘 살리는 결정이라고 정신승리 하기엔 굉장히 비현실적인 부분도 많음. 개초짜 아마추어 찌질이들이 만든게임.

absolute garbage, all three of these games. extremely shallow and casual.

This is not a serious strategy game, it's a glorified fantasy roleplay game. The developers don't know what they're doing when it comes to balancing. Buff spells are still absolute garbage, regiment based unit control (especially ranged) is so janky (it isn't like the for other TW games), cavalry and monster control is a constant babysitting with units ignoring disengagement orders 5 seconds later if they are still "in conbat" whatever that means.
Don't bother with any other ranged formation other than square because it takes forever to rotate a rectangular formation because the models don't know how to turn their body instead of turning the formation. Pure ♥♥♥♥. Your cool models don't mean anything when your basic unit controls and pathfinding is janky.

OH YEAH did I mention there's no scattered formation? That's a unit specific trait now, instead of a thing you can order to any unit, because they don't know how to balance artillery and magic otherwise. L M A O.

Played 2000 hours, fun but filled with cheaters afkers, and quitters.
Honestly, if you still don't know you should re-launch the game every hour to prevent bugsplat, you are a mindless pathetic parasite.

You can download one of those trainers for cheating in singleplayer, use that on multiplayer to cause "sync-error detected" and void the match. What a joke of a game. You can also do it in AoE4, relic is stunningly incompetent.
Apparently there's maphack as well, literally just google it and there's hundreds of screenshots on a lively hacking forum that's sharing posts every update.
Good luck finding a 4v4 game without a single teamkiller or quitter. Even if you climb high (I got Rank 19 4v4 OST twice or so) Rank decay system will drag you down when you're not playing, and you will have to play with sub rank 16 human garbages all over again. Honesty frustrating needlessly time consuming (matchmaking, loading, predictable early game, etc) trash.

갓겜

Played it because of nostalgia. I finished it. Generally speaking it's a painfully boring junk of a game. Really disappointed. Just make the progression faster. Too many needless restrictions and playtime stretching.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ fog of war system ruined everything. need more intuitive targeting/cover and clearer distinction of sight range.

They didn't follow this up with warhammer 1 sale right away. Boo.