could a green man like me, really have white boy swag like you...?

of course... why would i expect the star quarterback to even spare a glance at me, a shy nerdy oil heiress who loves the star wars prequels...

a topless bar...?!? psh, then what's the point of going!!!

there aren't enough party pies for the guests. spread 'em?

how could you upstage me at my own sweet 16th?? i told you i was the only one allowed to wear purple. purple is the birthday girl's colour.

no, I'M baba!!!! ughhhh you only want to be baba because i'm baba!!! you can't stand me being baba!!! baba is ME!!!

we survived mario world

argh!!! why haven't you vacuumed your room!!! its filthy!!!

hey can you cover me tonight i'm working 3-7. i lost my meeple i need to find her

my god... absolute rubbish

sorry i dobbed on you

that's it!! no more xbox for a month. i am tired of your behaviour!!!

show me the barbie movie trailer again and see how well that turns out for you... heh

happy birthday champ. 13 years old now huh? youre a man now champ. you're in the big leagues. and in the big leagues you have to play big boy games. do you understand? no more of this "papas freezeria" or "run 2" business. im talking actual throbbing videogames champ. here. ive gifted you a copy of dr kawashima's brain training for the nintendo switch. i'm sure you can handle it at your big age, but... heh, warning - it gets pretty brutal pretty quickly.

what's a gal like you doing at the videogames club? what? you like videogames? well.... okay, but watching your brother play cod doesn't count as liking videogames. id know. im prime minister of the videogames club, and as you can see in the official videogames club rulebook... eeeyup, if you look at rule 6 it says explicitly 'no girls allowed.' sorry buddy. those are the rules. now go back to playing barbie!

i got scared and i fart it

yeah yeah hi hows it doin. yeah ill get a foot long italian herbs and cheese. yeah. um tuna and the orange cheese. yes i want it toasted--- no thats not enough tuna. stop skimping on the tuna. thats hardly anything. youre charging 15 bucks for a tuna sub when youre giving me that much tuna? pathetic-- yes yes that's better. just pile that tuna up. okay yes now is it possible to sub in tuna instead of the vegetable options? no? id need to pay for the extra tuna add on? okay fine..... alright now drizzle that blue cheese ranch dressing nice and good. if i see you even glance at the chipotle southwest its over for you. yes obviously i want salt and pepper you cretin. of course i want a drink and a cookie with that do i look uncivilised. yes and i will be saying with my subway subcard. there. okay goodbye. have an awful day

please. give me back my meeples

It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday
Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo
Yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo

i need a couple dollars...spread 'em?

its monkey monday...

Dean is the new kid in town at first, having recently moved to Stars Hollow from Chicago in autumn 2000. He quickly notices Rory and the two embark on a long romance, which culminates in Dean cheating on his wife with Rory in 2004. Initially, Dean is a cute, smart, witty guy, who seems kind and down to earth. He doesn't come across as talkative, but a solemn type who gets on well with Rory. Dean plays softball, hockey and hangs out with guy friends, but no one he's specifically close to. He does, however, have a close relationship with his little sister, Clara.

this time, the truth comes out...

stop drop and roll, perhaps... it may save a life

Good job on level 5 my alex