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rip glouch quit the vidya games

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peter griffin smoking marijuana dubstep

👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butth0le✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butth0le (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠＯଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there

My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy

bruh

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Hoe hoe hoe 🎅🏿💦💋 hope you've all been 🍆naughty🍆 this year, cause🎅🏿Santa ♥♥♥♥♥🌽 is 💦cummin💦 2 town💋 and he only 💦cummin 👄for the thottiest of thots this year🙊 So put on your sluttiest💦👠 ⚪️Christmas🔴 costumes and get that big black♋️ Santa ♥♥♥♥🎅🏿🍆💦this year✔️ send dis to 6⃣9⃣✔️ of the biggest ⬆️Christmas hoes you know💋 get 6⃣ 🔙and you an ugly lump of coal ⚫️get 1⃣7⃣ 🔙 and Santa will be cummin down your chimney 💦🍆🍆👅 get 2⃣6⃣ 🔙✔️ and you Santa's main hoe this COCKmas🍆🎄🎄🎄👅👅💦 good luck gettin that XXXmas ♥♥♥♥🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆

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10:49 PM - Dumb Dog: 5:31 OT wtf
10:49 PM - Dumb Dog: lost
10:49 PM - Dumb Dog: 2-1
10:49 PM - Dumb Dog: 6 saves
10:49 PM - Dumb Dog: fffffffffffffffff
10:49 PM - Glouch: hockey https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steambored
10:50 PM - Dumb Dog: lol wtf i'm playing normal mode
10:55 PM - Glouch: oh I thought you were talking about some NHL match
10:55 PM - Glouch: then I realized
10:55 PM - Glouch: A) you were in rocket league
10:55 PM - Glouch: B) didn't the stanley cup already happen?
10:57 PM - Dumb Dog: yeah
10:57 PM - Dumb Dog: lol that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious
10:57 PM - Dumb Dog: WOW SO BORING - GLOUCH
10:57 PM - Glouch: lol
10:57 PM - Dumb Dog: as i actually describe the most intense ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ match of rocket league

HeyGuys

shoutout to my ♥♥♥♥♥ A-God (arteezy/alexa combo) unstoppable at life

vgo

1:11 PM - •MrCrOw•: so is your internet fixed?
Glouch is now Offline.

It’s friday and i know this is your moment, but are you a person of interest?

•MrCrOw•: IT'S 11/11
•MrCrOw•: 11/1/11*
•MrCrOw•: OR AS YOU WOULD DO
Alex: 1/11/11
•MrCrOw•: 1/11/11
Alex: 1/11/11 is the right way!
•MrCrOw•: SAYS THE GUY THAT DRIVES ON THE LEFT WAY
•MrCrOw•: AHAHAHAHAAHAH
Alex: There's a reason for that!
Alex: Like an actual historical reason
•MrCrOw•: NOPE
Alex: Yep!
Alex: Back when horses were still used the driver would drive on the left so his right arm was towards the centre of the road
Alex: so he could fight off any highway men with his sword arm
•MrCrOw•: WHAT IF HE WAS LEFT HANDED
•MrCrOw•: LIKE GLOUCH
Alex: Then he'd be screwed

I SURE HOPE YOU INVENTED THE UNIVERSE BEFORE THE APPLE PIE

IF IT HAS WATER AND IT HAS CARBON, DOES IT HAVE CARBONATED WATER?

I HOPE YOUR NEW PC IS READY FOR STEAM SALES

11:48 PM - Glouch: I'm going to have sex to this and when I orgasm I will do a dragon shout.

I LOVE EPIC SEX GUY

Glouch: nothing beats putting on epic sex guy background music while I read
Glouch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdwhXNt4qw
Bongo the England Llama: LMFAO!
Bongo the England Llama: wow, re-read that
Glouch: LMAO
Bongo the England Llama: This one is definitely for the records
Glouch: I wrote sex
Glouch: hahahahaha
Bongo the England Llama: rofl yes you did
Glouch: ♥♥♥♥ I was trying hard not to write that

Nice picture bro.

HEY GLOUCH
REMEMBER WHEN WE JOKED ABOUT PORTAL 2 HAVING HATS

um YES :D

Fattycakes.

rawr, i'm a lion :3

Gluch the Cluch?

Glouch: sir I have made a startling realization
Bongo the Dramallama: Quite so? Pray tell
Glouch: you know how the main character in dragon age 2 is named hawke?
Bongo the Dramallama: mmhmm?
Glouch: if one were to play as a female mage
Glouch: would you be MAGIC - LADYHAWKE?!?!?!
Bongo the Dramallama: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Glouch: MIND = BLOWN
Bongo the Dramallama 's mind is mega-♥♥♥♥-ton-blown

Glouch: well whether or not we want to admit it
Glouch: thane is under attack
Glouch: one very specific man might be the one who stands between thane and zombies
Glouch: BONGO
Bongo the Dramallama: rofl
Glouch: the zombies are still out there
Bongo the Dramallama: if bongo falls the galaxy might well follow?
Glouch: if we lose thane the survivors might well follow
Glouch: lol
Bongo the Dramallama: lmao
Glouch: we need a leader
Glouch: and surround him with coach, rochelle, nick, and ellis
Glouch: take the fight to the zombies in person
Glouch: which would require passing through the swamp
Glouch: no one has ever returned from doing so
Glouch: our resolve will have to be unquestionable
Glouch: we have to give everything, even if that means our adrenaline
Bongo the Dramallama: This is going on your wall :P
Glouch: lol
Bongo the Dramallama: It's too epic

1:09 PM - Alex: 'LOLOL BRIGHT PINK BEARDS THAT TOTALLY FITS THE ART STYLE WE TOOK 9 YEARS TO DEVELOP' sounds like Glooch

8:43 PM - Bongo the Dramallama: Jack is practically naked
8:43 PM - Bongo the Dramallama: couldnt notice on the 360
8:43 PM - Dumb Dog WANTS TO BEAT THE END: hahaha you really didnt notice
8:44 PM - Bongo the Dramallama: well the tattoos were low res
8:44 PM - Bongo the Dramallama: they couldnt been clothing in some parts
8:45 PM - Dumb Dog WANTS TO BEAT THE END: so you thought she was wearing something?
8:45 PM - Bongo the Dramallama: well, more than she is lol
8:45 PM - Bongo the Dramallama: which isnt much
8:47 PM - Bongo the Dramallama: I cant wait till I find Thane
8:47 PM - Bongo the Dramallama: glorious high resolution

FRODOMON, THE RING POKEMON: ♥♥♥♥ you too kaidan
FRODOMON, THE RING POKEMON: stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ I hope you die

GLOUCH!!!

Pro Effect 2!

Hi there! nvm, i cant keep up the charade, im just using you to get a treasure hunt objective.

SUPER MEAT BOY

P4 too good

pro effect

Glouch- master of barter!