I stuff earwigs in my foreskin, DEAL WITH IT 😎

Things haven’t felt normal since the day I was born, and I wasn’t born yesterday. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow, and I realize now that all that time spend cutting corners left me with running in circles. Life was supposed to be a triangle, with a sturdy base and a pointy peak worth reaching- I've rafted myself a roundabout and I’m a horrible driver. They keep saying time is money, and apparently the economy is doing bad. I haven’t seen her yet, but I wish her well.

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