Hi Cletus, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. BOTH his parents are doctors. Two apples a day? Living in another country? I offer no counter argument against your horsepothesis, however the man(imal) gives us clues and left a breadcrum trail for us to follow. Do not get caught out by his masterplans. You're not a duck. Don't buy his bread.

hello, ghostzee's other friend group. i've been playing games with him for over a year, and i have something i'd like to discuss. he isn't the man he pretends to be.

one day we were playing games. he goes to the kitchen. wasn't thinking about it. he grabs snacks as often as anyone else does, right? wrong. i asked him what he was getting. he was getting an apple.

"oh, cool, you trying to eat healthy?" no. this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has eaten two apples a day since he was a child. how? how could he be so consistent? i theorize that he is, in part or in whole, a horse.

think about it. ask yourself: is it that far-fetched? the horsezee hypothesis is consistent with everything i know about him. in my mind, there is no doubt that this equine infiltrator has deceived all of us.

it's been right under our noses this entire time. long hair? dumptruck ass? consistent with the physical profile of a horse. temperamental, social, herd-oriented, a strong tendency toward routine? he's always trying to buck the system, even when you try to rein him in. how have none of us put it together before?

the next time you interact with him, please, bear this in mind. do not approach him from behind. if he seems irritable, offer him a sugar cube to calm him down, and make sure there is no debris in his hooves or mats in his mane or coat.

this revelation has completely changed how i interact with him. please be cognizant of our mutual friend's condition and offer him the proper support, reassurance, and care; if we fail to do this, he'll soon hoof it for greener pastures.

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