Still waiting on that $37

You hear about this? You can actually donate money to have gorillas put down. Insane.

THINK IT, DREAM IT, DO IT.

Why did you call my cat a returded ♥♥♥♥♥♥?

This guy wont stop laughing like the joker, he's shown up in discord with his camera on in full joker face paint and thought it was the coolest ♥♥♥♥. Talkin about "I can make this pencil disappear" and ♥♥♥♥ like that. And to me well... that ish weird.

If you were a sheep, would you ♥♥♥ another sheep?

I am DONE eating chipotle for this guy, He has been buying my soiled briefs for multiple years and I just cannot keep up with the demand. My stomach is now suffering from bloat (first case ever found in humans) and my ass hasn't made in 4 weeks YOU OWE ME COMPENSATION I completely ruined my digestive tract and I will not be ignored, prepare for court ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

are YOU a free thinker!?

I just want to stay in the sun where I find,
I know it’s hard sometimes,
Pieces of peace in the sun’s peace of mind,
I know it’s hard sometimes,
Yeah I think about the end just way too much,
But it’s fun to fantasize,
On my enemies I wouldn't wish who I was,
But it’s fun to fantasize.

Wanna listen to Modest Mouse?

This dude can make his nuts poke out his ass.

caught him whackin off in my tool shed. again.

Told me he loved me out behind steak and shake one night. Ain't paid child support in 3 years.

The guy told me to go back to my homeland.

he ran over my son's foot with his scooter. didn't stop. refuses to return my calls

he held his hand up and said "high five!" but when i tried to high five him, he pulled it away last minute and said "denied!". then he acted like he was just joking around and put his hand out and said "down low!" but when i went for the low five, he pulled away again and said "too slow!" i have been hunting this man for 26 years and one day i will bring him to justice.

he slept with my brother

I'm a big fan, keep it up.

I live in the same town as this guy and if you want my advice STAY AWAY. He is know for killing and torturing small animals and has multiple charges pending at the moment. This man is sick and needs to be institutionalized. This isn't one of his friends making a joke... this person is dangerous.

Stop saying Pinkerton is the best album. Please just stop

I am very strong

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely.

So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

Oh, why you look so sad?
Tears are in your eyes
Come on and come to me now
Don't be ashamed to cry
Let me see you through
'Cause I've seen the dark side too
When the night falls on you
You don't know what to do
Nothing you confess
Could make me love you less
I'll stand by you
I'll stand by you
Won't let nobody hurt you
I'll stand by you

Time is passing, I'm asking could this be real
'Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold still
The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal

A tease. took him to Burger King and to see Paul Blart Mall Cop and didnt even get a handy.

+rep good trader :D