Tingerhedgehog - 1. "One day i want to shoot fish from my eyes." 2. "Paladins is just North End simulator."
Mattinson - 1. "I had a nightmare of a lego octopus chasing me around the Spar." 2. "Eish lmao" 3. "Is my life a pie chart?" 4. "Why is there a flying banana?" 5. "Why do i have a green in my blues."
KillerCandy - 1."The only dodge i could queue." 2."You can fax me your money." 3."Your knee sounds like a cement mixer." 4."You can go eat some marvel pudding." 5."Your teeth are more skewed than the leaning tower of Pisa." 6."Jou ma se rella." 7."I'll have to baby proof those Draven axes." 8."I was just checking if the raft has food to eat." 9."Ahh ♥♥♥♥ i threw the sun in the wrong spot." 10. "Put me in coach, I am drunk and ready to argue." 11. "I'm gonna chew glass." 12. "I think i can do a better job than 9/11." 13. "I have a throne in hell, Hitler is just keeping my seat warm while i try and beat his K/D." 14. "Why do you always make it sound so sexual when i talk about axes?" 15. "I know I'm unintelligent but I'm not that unintelligent." 16. "And i shared a crumpet with the moon." 17. "You're a doos Harry." 18. "My dog got stuck in a mole hill." 19. "I was playing with my legos, then the horse walked in." 20. "Mugged by my debit orders."
MCCraziness - 1. "I relate to that on a personal level." 2. "♥♥♥♥♥ the pot has been spilt." 3. "Bahabge." 4. "I mustache you some questions, but I'll shave them for later." 5. "Come my baby chickens."
SixFootMidget - 1. "He wakes up at the crack of dusk." 2. "I don't joke, i just mistake on purpose."
Mattinson's dad - "It's not too early for supper if i'm hungry."
Plankie - "I'm Afrikaans, not stupid."
Kin_of_Aerith - 1. "Close the blinds there's too much sun in here." 2. "Anything over free is too much."
SheepSheep - "Jou skinny bliksem."
KillerCandy + Mattinson - "Getting a room with Bennet Foddy."