Recent reviews by BabySealClubber

cowboy man choked me like my dad then i poopoo
PS add sex

Best game in the whole series, the first and last time fallout took itself hyper seriously (with a few jokes) wonderful lore and world building with great quests and an amazing main story and villian. By the end of the game it gets a bit too easy being able to pretty much 1-3 shot most enemies (even endgame bosses) and shrugging off damage from gatling laser bursts like nothing even when you're only halfway to max level. However game is extremely buggy and broken and you can quite easily glitch a quest making it difficult or impossible to finish or the game just straight up wont work. You basically have to download the unofficial patch before you play because if you install it and try to play a current save it just wont work at all forcing you to restart from the beginning.

Game based on the greatest warfare strategy of all time, rolling a giant boulder down a hill. Improves on everything from the first game. Only negative is the out of bounds borders are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic.
solid 5/7

0/10 Chris does not punch boulder to save Piers

Like all great masterpieces, Dead by Daylight crashed after 4 seconds of being in game
Solid 5/7

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll ♥♥♥♥ fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Mother asked me to cure his kid of a drug trip when I was 18, came back at age 65, kid was still trippin ballz 10/10


The only real problems I have with this game is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ menu screen and how easy it is. Will is WAY too overpowered and I beat the last part of the game without losing any health! After a while your character becomes so powerful you kill everything in 1-2 hits and you can just spam health and mana potions constantly. The game needs to be balanced a lot more to be in any way a challenge. Also the menu is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and frustrating. All in all 9/10

Really gorey Minecraft with cannibals that blow you sky high when you hit them.

I like it because its good NOW SHUT UP AND PLAY!!!