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Recent reviews by Dirk

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1 person found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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71.0 hrs on record (57.4 hrs at review time)
Loved the game, great combat, but I just couldn't shake the feeling that Goku would destroy Luffy in every challenge presented. Eventually, I got so disinterested that I had to drop the controller and go walk my dog
Posted 24 April, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
If you think there's some pico de gallo involved in this purchase then think twice and try again because this one is a scammarooni
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record
Can't relate to this game at all, the only stories I have of my uncle usually end in tears and authorities becoming involved
Posted 7 September, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
If you're wondering what BFE stands for, believe me; some stones are better left unturned
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
34 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Highly disappointed by the fact that you can't fill shanty towns with watermelons and other wacky props. 0/10 my mutant companion convinced me to kill myself
Posted 5 April, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Do You like to Play? If not then you're SOL because Uplay is inexplicably required to even start this mediocre game
Posted 16 March, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4 people found this review funny
4.1 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
I'm Flat Out of reasons to recommend this game. If you like burning rubber then maybe you'll like eating it too
Posted 17 October, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
6.0 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Is it Hot or Not? Sorry folks, have to go with "Not" in this case - a game that promotes egregious murder AND SNES style pixel-art? That's a double "oof" in my Terms of Service
Posted 16 October, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
24 people found this review funny
16.0 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Very unflattering depiction of African Americans. Come on Ubisoft, it's 2018! Get with the picture already
Posted 27 March, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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6.7 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
A definite recommend for those who are more spontaneous in life - if you enjoy this randomly generated game of dice you'll enjoy randomly generating yourself off of a cliff.
Posted 5 January, 2018.
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