lil haunt, my ghost friend spectral form of my corporeal rage deal damage proportional to the damage i feel deep within my solar plexus destroy the enemies as you yourself have been destroyed and reincarnated as a vengeful spirit, i demand it, i demand blood, your sacrifice will not be in vein, I will sit here as long as is necessary, for you to slay a boss that has not that much HP all things considered but his HP does not outpace the temerity of my rage

Everybody knows the first game is Mario Brothers, but did you know the second mario brothers wasn't even Mario 2? Yeah! It was actually a Japanese game called "Harry Potter and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wizard"! I know, what the hell?! The marios went on to sell 3.1 billion copies, but Reggie was pissed, so he made the "Sega Gemesis". This era in gaming is referred to by historians as "The Golden Age". We saw the release of many classics such as Tarzan, for PS1. That's it. Then, KNACK came out. uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, did someone say KNACK? Awwww yeah it's Knack baby, you like that Knack dontcha you lil ♥♥♥♥♥! Yeah you like that ♥♥♥♥ Aw yeah baby it's- Sadly Knack only went on to sell 3 copies because it was the worst game ever made. The creator of Knack, Blizzard games, spiraled into insanity, resentful of the human race, he poured his hatred and his cruelty into a game called "Angry Bird". In this game, you played as a soulless serial rapist as he tries to jump over the graphics from mario.