Notable gaming achievements -

ex. Professional Minecraft raider
Got third place in PUBG once with no equipment/clothes
Became a millionaire in Sims 3 by selling gnomes (twice)
Got two level 120 charcters in World of Warcraft (not boosted)
Multiple gold medals in L4D2 survial mode by exploiting glitches in the maps
Killed a player in PUBG with the pan (possibly AFK, not sure)
Spent 1900+ hours in CSGO throwing Flash Bangs at people, still no achievement.

"You're a ponce." - Wife
"Don't listen to anything he says, he's an idiot." - Mother