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Kamphelikopter. Helt fra barnsben har jeg drømt om at svæve over oliefelterne og smide varme, klistrede læs ud over klamme udlændinge. Folk siger at det er Umuligt for en person at være en helikopter og at jeg er ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarderet, men jeg er ligeglad, jeg er smuk. Jeg får en plastikkirurg til at installere rotorblade, 30mm kanoner og AMG-114 Hellfire-missiler på min krop. Fra nu af vil jeg have jer til at kalde mig "Apache" og respektere min ret til at dræbe fra luften og dræbe unødigt. Hvis du ikke kan acceptere mig, så er du helifob og skal tjekke dine køretøjsprivilegier. Tak for at du er så forstående.
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Real ♥♥♥♥, she be payin’ for the date.
I be on my Will Smith, Enemy of State.
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now der be reigndeer
Y'all a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like Wallace and Gromit
Allahu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ akbar ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm about to bomb ♥♥♥♥
You're ♥♥♥♥♥'s so fat it's belongs on the cover of DeBlob ♥♥♥♥♥
I ain't homophobic but I ain't no Macklemore either
I'm okay with gay people if they ain't as gay as Justin Bieber
When I'm in a Pokémon battle I need an either
♥♥♥♥ your raps I swear y'all couldn't spit weaker
Give me or a thumbs up on this comment or I'll stick a half-gallon of egg nog up your ass
I tried to drive my mom's car with no gas
Ended up getting into a crash
♥♥♥♥ college everyday I'm late for class
I like to sit on lesbians and pass the gas
I'm a rasta so I rass
That hoe was so hot I grabbed her ass and harassed
I dropped out of school and forgot how to do long division
80000 divided by 4 is cocaine anal fission
Your ♥♥♥♥♥'s the goal and my ♥♥♥♥'s on a mission
If you thought my rap was good, you misunderstood
Like the goons that beat up WIll, I cause trouble in my neighborhood
Her clit is so big I call her Red Riding Hood
Get it because it's red and I ride it and it's her ♥♥♥♥♥'s hood
I popped your mom's cherry and I shot John WIlkes Booth
I wanna call you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but that doesn't rhyme with booth
You're a fagooth
And you're gay like a wolly-mammoth
And you suck ♥♥♥♥ like Beck and George Washington and both Bushes
♥♥♥♥ Amber Rose and I told my sex slaves to shave their bushes
♥♥♥♥ America and Russia I smoke lots of kushes
I'm Chinese like siamese cats and the last line doesn't rhyme
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comin from da streets
ransackin fish & chips shops like it aint ♥♥♥♥ nawmsayin nawmsayin
uh dis beat tight as ♥♥♥♥ dawg
uh lemme hit it
my name is func from denmark
and my right hand it be feelin
yo boy's ♥♥♥♥ and I squeeze it
top time ♥♥♥♥♥ that's my theorem
I be runnin all dem maps
I be makin lots of faps
and I get them STDs
more than I get /spc
I'm gone
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 5 gatz back your A TRUE HOMIE
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