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Recent reviews by jacob

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2 people found this review helpful
19.4 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
c1: ♥♥♥♥ king (said with hate)
c2: ♥♥♥♥ queen (said with ♥♥♥♥)
c3: game got me crying over a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tv dawg
c4: gerson is really cool
Posted 6 June, 2025. Last edited 15 June, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
344.8 hrs on record (344.8 hrs at review time)
this game will consume your life until you have nothing left but the graces of the virtual women inside this very game, hundreds of precious hours sunk into to appease the digital overlords have made me a different man before and after i got addicted to this facetious, trashy piece of garbage

i dont know if i can look at real women without seeing the fake women anymore.

also change ayeka back into yandere chan you cowards
Posted 22 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
hive
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
11.8 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
i am literally the reaper

edit: katana zero with guns
Posted 9 January, 2024. Last edited 24 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
139.9 hrs on record (54.7 hrs at review time)
no russians
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
49.7 hrs on record (22.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>take my money for cancer
stfu libtard im fine on my own
>collect scrap and evade monsters beyond human comprehension
yes zeekers, glory be to the company
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
49.9 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Miami, May 29th 1989 - florida man slaughters the entire russian mafia because he didnt get his cookies
Posted 7 November, 2023. Last edited 12 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.6 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
not as much incest or cannibalism as i was expecting
Posted 4 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
18.5 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
gunshot bride kkk member
Posted 1 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.6 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
GOD HAS MERCY
I DON'T
Posted 29 September, 2023.
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