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Recent reviews by ExcellentPollywog34

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2 people found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
i dont want to speak too soon but i think this might just be the best game of all time
Posted 23 November, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
game funy i cant wait for full release
Posted 2 October, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
53.6 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i want to marry hecate and nemesis
Posted 24 September, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.2 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
you can make surstromming. 10/10
Posted 19 September, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.0 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
needs optimizing but has lots of steps in the right direction compared to bl3
Posted 11 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record
another hidden gem that i have been blessed to find under all of the slop that is in the steam store, this game is amazing and i love the art very much, clearly a lot of passion and work was put into this game, its very apparent that it took a very very long time and it was very much worth it, i hope it gets more recognition because it absolutely deserves to be seen by more people
Posted 13 April, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.8 hrs on record
ITS PEAK !
Posted 27 March, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
All Come up out of the blue
When you ended up on the national news
And they told me where I could find you
They told me where you live and what I should do
They told me about diseases
And told me I should cut you to pieces
And told me that you were not true
And told me they would redistribute you
Sold your eyes to a good will
They drank you 'til they had their fill
And they sold your teeth at a flea market
Showed your skin at a target
They made the Earth from your bones
And they put your brain into phones
And they turned you into quite a profit
AND HID THE REST IN MY CLOSET
Posted 28 February, 2025.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record
game itself is completely fine, but forces raytracing and it cannot be disabled. if you dont have the most recent card i would not recommend
Posted 28 February, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
67.2 hrs on record (28.5 hrs at review time)
day 3941 of my BALATRO addiction.

i havent seen the sun in a decade.. my family misses me but i tell them no. i need more BALATRO and they burst out in tears as i shut my door and boot up BALATRO. they plug their ears when i uncontrollably start talking about BALATRO. my dogs bang their heads on the wall as i explain them my jokers build and why i pick ghost deck every new run. i miss my family. i need more BALATRO. get BALATRO
Posted 8 January, 2025.
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