Sometimes? I like to pretend like we're HL2RP legends, and people still talk about us.

jerk it so often in the shower you get a boner when it rains

Bro predated the beef

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, d1ck long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets..

ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

Yoda:



I'm Yoda, I'm a solja

I'm low to the floja

I though I told ya

Don't be unwise

Judge me not by my size

You won't believe your eyes

Once the X wing rise



Luke:



Yoda why you bein' a playa hata

You know that I must still

confront Lord Vader



Yoda:



But Luke,

Not ready are you



Luke:



But there's a city in the

clouds where they're

keeping my crew

A Jedi's gotta do what a

Jedi's gotta do

So now Vader, I'm coming for you

sweaty

lol

fite me nub

The enemies grow closer, All major media is compromised, I have a degree in journalism and TV broadcasting. I hosted my own TV and radio show, I won awards in Hollywood, I got a shoutout from SNL. This is war I tell you. My government job was explosive controlled demolitions with nukes. I put serial killing hitmen for DEA while in prison. I got 4 star generals fired while leading operation Desert Shield. I get bullets aimed at my heart driving down the interstate. My girlfriend was raided by police for hosting a bible home church. now it is 3 years in prison for Stealing 5$ Sudafed at Walgreens

he made his own copypasta

don’t consider Minecraft to be childish, not at all. When you’re alone, unequipped, and digging into a cavern to find resources and there’s a zombie moaning nearby, this sandbox game suddenly turns into Resident Evil. I’m way too often terrified when I play this game, honestly.

fortnite is just a minecraft spinoff

people are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lazy. uber, uber eats, what's next? "uber poopoo and pee"? gonna pay someone to come to your house and put a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poopoo bucket under your butt, wipe you and milk you for your piss? unbelievable

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22 or something

ur probably like 30 by now right

my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis

moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6

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:B:ONELESS PIZZA


and a 2 liter of coke

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEE

You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

What do we gay for, as a gayman, as a gayboi?

Perhaps we gay before our mothers
a chronicle of gayness,
quiet gayism, and the will to ♥♥♥♥

Perhaps it is the ♥♥♥♥ of those who struggled to be gay
in a world filled with ♥♥♥♥♥ and rapists

Perhaps it is hobos that summon us to ♥♥♥♥:
the golden chain of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥;
a gayhole for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥;
permission to lick and ♥♥♥♥

Perhaps we stand on lubes
hobos that make our ♥♥♥♥♥ fill with ♥♥♥
and jerk us just enough to ♥♥♥♥ up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and rape it

Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like ‘YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?’ Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

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now smile to the camera.

and saaaaay ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Give This Rose
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To everyone you want to ♥♥♥♥ like an animal

Overwatch is just more interesting than you guys.

woah man....


banned
b& 5ever

Stop honeybee rape culture.

Bees suck the pollen from flowers, with is RAPE. and they use the victim flower's pollen to make honey, which teaches men that rape is OK if because it "TASTES GOOD"!!1!!!1

Sign this petition to ban honey!!11!!!

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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zinc you dumbass weeb if it was legal doc would ♥♥♥♥ every single anime watcher on this planet

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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