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I know this comes out of nowhere, but i'd like to apologize for unfriending you for some silly reason, that was very immature of me.
I know that i've been taking things personally, even when it was a joke.
Even though you were younger than me, you act more mature than i am and it took me this long to realize, i'm ashamed about it.
I don't expect you to forgive me, or even read this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ apology, but i'd like you to know from the bottom of my heart, i am sorry.
-Steven
Pee
I'm very proud.
My real name... You promised, right...? Don't tell anybody. See ya... Take care.
Gyro... I'm sorry... I'm really sorry... I wanted to believe. I really... wanted to believe the President. Goodbye, Gyro.
... Goodbye.