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Duelyard Andy 10 Feb @ 1:56pm 
plays with honor and class and tact
hanzo mode 30 Jan @ 8:16am 
Yo Matt these guys kinda weird if you want you can chill at my place instead
NEOSIS 28 Jan @ 5:52am 
My water tank broke in my house please help
NEOSIS 28 Jan @ 5:52am 
My water tank broke in my house please help
Arbys 28 Jul, 2025 @ 3:31pm 
Heard you know you way around a hot water tank
Evil Tiger 27 Jul, 2025 @ 11:58am 
all these people in ur comments are losers
breadbug 11 Jun, 2025 @ 12:09am 
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Evil Tiger 22 May, 2025 @ 1:35am 
can you fix my water heater
tenten 21 May, 2025 @ 6:08pm 
Keep your distance from kangaroos. Be vigilant and plan ahead—take routes that avoid passing through areas where kangaroos congregate. Avoid walking alone, particularly at dawn and dusk, when kangaroos are most active.
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 20 Apr, 2025 @ 3:42am 
Old-Fashioned Roasted Raccoon:

1 raccoon, skinned and butchered into 4 legs and a back section

2 quarts water

1/2 cup kosher salt

2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar

2 bay leaves

2 tablespoons vegetable or olive oil

1 pound of small red potatoes, skin on, halved

1 pound carrots, peeled

3 purple top turnips, washed, peeled, and quartered

2 medium yellow onions, peeled and quartered

4 cloves garlic, peeled

Salt and pepper to taste

1 teaspoon brown sugar

1/2 teaspoon dried rosemary

1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes

2 cups beef or venison stock
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 22 Mar, 2025 @ 11:11pm 
show me your monitor
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 12 Mar, 2025 @ 8:07am 
can you install my new water heater
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 12 Mar, 2025 @ 8:07am 
its like five nights at freddys with you girl
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 6 Mar, 2025 @ 8:05pm 
can you fix my water heater
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 23 Feb, 2025 @ 8:38pm 
conoces el cucuy?
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 16 Feb, 2025 @ 3:50pm 
stay far away from my man you harlot
Evil Tiger 16 Feb, 2025 @ 3:39pm 
gluteus mattcimus
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 11 Feb, 2025 @ 1:01am 
MATTOVEN
tenten 5 Feb, 2025 @ 2:41pm 
MATTIMUS PRIME
HELVETICA 16 Jan, 2025 @ 9:33pm 
luv u dog
Evil Tiger 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28pm 
stay far away from my man you harlot
lia <3 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:30pm 
this is my man btw everyone else get tf on
Evil Tiger 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:32pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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apollo 13 Nov, 2024 @ 8:31pm 
@matt
HELVETICA 18 Oct, 2024 @ 5:14am 
rrmatt
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 17 Oct, 2024 @ 2:33am 
i am in your back yard stealing your pick axe
tenten 12 Oct, 2024 @ 8:07pm 
happy belated birfday MY DAWG MA BEST BUDDY, I LOVE U NO DIDDY
Evil Tiger 10 Oct, 2024 @ 12:52pm 
happy belated birfday
NEOSIS 23 Sep, 2024 @ 10:45pm 
talk tuah
breadbug 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:22pm 
you turned your back on me i knеw it, we talk love yeah i spеak fluent
NEOSIS 13 Sep, 2024 @ 9:48pm 
big bird
breadbug 12 Sep, 2024 @ 12:18am 
happy birthday
aqua 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:27pm 
added to trade for Graffiti | Popdog (Desert Amber) :GDDemon:
Evil Tiger 23 May, 2024 @ 5:18pm 
for whatever reason my dog has a meth lab set up in my basement
breadbug 21 Apr, 2024 @ 10:47pm 
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Evil Tiger 18 Mar, 2024 @ 6:28pm 
eep
breadbug 1 Mar, 2024 @ 1:32pm 
gnarp gnarp
vlonelederhosen 18 Feb, 2024 @ 12:45pm 
tell mass i was on that shin megami tensei ♥♥♥♥ before he was
Evil Tiger 14 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm 
when i die bury me with all my ice on
makakaja 17 Nov, 2023 @ 8:07pm 
when is this guy coming back online its been like a year wtf
breadbug 14 Nov, 2023 @ 7:05pm 
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Duelyard Andy 6 Nov, 2023 @ 4:30pm 
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Evil Tiger 9 Sep, 2023 @ 9:37pm 
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breadbug 9 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09am 
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professionalplumber48 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33am 
Please read. . . Not joking. . . Vito has seen YOU struggling with some thing. Vito says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in Vito send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. Vito is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in Vito, DROP EVERYTHING & PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINS WHEN YOU READ
breadbug 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53am 
got my shi from johnny dang
ZEROCORTISOLMAXXING 10 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49am 
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daze 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm 
If you believe in vito put this on 5 steam profile. Don't just ignore this because it says in the Bible if you deny vito, He will deny you in front of his son in the gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test. If you love vito and you are not ashamed of it, copy and paste it on 5 steam profile
Evil Tiger 14 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm 
u should get that checked out dude