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nice win lol

I'll race you

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"Get a life" you have to cheat

Cheater.

You have to toggle to win, that's how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad you are as a player it makes you feel better when you carry your 2 little 12 year old boyfriends that just spam "♥♥♥♥♥♥S" in chat and put their keyboard up their asses.

the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in MM

Finally get yourself a csgo league team Keith? - wolvie/WOLViE/WoLv3rinE/WolverinE^

Kick GrayScalez and pick me up :)
ESEA: https://play.esea.net/users/803027

added to talk about team

Hey Added for team, 10 RWS on ESEA and LE.

added for team talk

added to talk about team :)

10/10

love u bae

send another offer if u want the sniper rifle, it got canceled.

+rep cool kid

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Hey I added you inregards to the team, I am an entryfragger/rifler.

i have 3 people looking to join a team, awper, entry frag, lurker.

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