VAPOREON <3

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good match

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average pokemon fan

tf ist dein pb?! xDDD

sharp shooter, don't forget to add me!

-rep didnt impregnate me hard enough and now im sunburn

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Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans at all. Far from it. For starters, most of them male, 87.5% male to be exact, and they're not even in the Human-Like egg group anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will get to talk about soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." Also, what wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, meaning that Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode. Vaporeon's biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any human orifice effortlessly, with it eventually making its way to Vaporeon that's inside a human body could potentially absorb the water in said body until the human is nothing more than a shriveled corpse.

The person below my comment was diagnosed with a massive skill issue.

I'm still laughing my ass off because I made 2 randoms mad. Since it's a joke, I think both members are also jokes, standup would be a great job peakk I'm still laughing my ass off because I made 2 randoms mad. Since it's a joke, I think they're both jokes too, standup would be a great job for them lol

"sensitive" "joke" first time committing a crime is a joke. lol

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If you're sensitive or can't handle a joke, look elsewhere for a friend.

By the way, did you see that the crazy guy who said "-rep zoo gooner" has a zoo friend? And he also has the Black Sun symbol on his profile (Russian neo-Nazi group)

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What a waste of human potential.

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wtf is that pfp bruh

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dcks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sx with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide npples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility.

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Out of everyone i have ever met on steam i have to say your profile has genuinely scared me

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