15,000 generations of humanity yet we have evolved not at all. Bound like animals to the laws of physics shamed before the universe. In all of history only one man has stood to say that he will dictate what is and is not possible in this world. I speak of this man (Joey Chestnut). For he has broken reality and all of time pours down around us now at once simultaneously and endlessly erasing cause and effect to open all possibilities. The ancient powers are subordinated at their own creation and they smile at his achievement. They say he shall live forever for he does it not for money or glory, but for his people. For his country. For freedom. And the gods shine down on us still because of him and him alone. The Nathan’s famous Fourth of July champion of the world.

-rep that nugga

+rep great teammate

Howd that saber taste jackass

dont cr y little pus ssy! Di e on ca ncer!

I'll give you a fat smooch next time homie

I LOVE YOU <3

lol ok bro.

stay pressed bro, I live rent free in your mind

don't voip toxic as ♥♥♥♥ when you run around with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crown and king dude. literal trash

you smell like orangotangun

gg

also you have 7 friends on steam you must be a really well known sped

yo torgo is your account private because you're scared of people ♥♥♥♥ talking you? also whats up with no pfp ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Go outside dude. I can smell your swamp ass from here.

Fat and blad ass

- rep Fat, and bald.

lmfao says he "doesn't understand good sportsmanship" leaves a -rep over a video game. what a fa gg ot pu ss y, you will be eaten in the end times.

dont talk ♥♥♥♥ until you take your profile off of private mother

-rep Gotta love this little piss-ant. Gets a lucky shot, starts talking ♥♥♥♥ in game. Doesn't understand good sportsmanship. Grow a pair and man up ya pethetic loser.

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TRUE gay pride

guys stop bully cuda he did his best in game and thats all that matters he deserves respect

coda is a fa gg ot

Yo coda unprivate your profile unless youre self conscious about something

I'm not your bro, didn't shoot bc you had a stupid ass avto sooooooo, why not have some fun and run around just to piss you off. have a nice day.

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